Coughin' to a coffin

Another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.

Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*

Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.

Smoker: gtfo nerd

by Hoju123four June 28, 2010

Illuminati Confirmed

While nearly all ppl & occurrences that garner this label are quite literally as far away from being Illuminati as humanly (or otherworldly) possible, there's still this sort of pseudo-esotericism overly applied to just about everything by netizens. No they truly _don't_ belong to a secret society conveniently born in Bavaria in the same year as the United States gained its independence from Britain. or y'know, yeah! they do! ...'cause who am i to question our illustrious, malevolent overlords...

It is used with great flexibility in the online world, particularly in the gaming arena, to simultaneously:
* troll naive children
* poke fun at conspiracy theorists
* invoke (mild... at best) lulz

Source: I'm the Princess of the Dark Underbelly of the Internet / Mistress of the Multiverse, who shall remain unnamed, 'cause otherwise your head would asplode (leaving only a pulsating third eye)

scrub 1: I saw Katy Gaga-Cyrus take off her mask backstage to reveal that she's Reptilian!

scrub 2: Illuminati Confirmed!

normal person 1: tha fuck?

by mztrie March 28, 2016

Confizzled

What your boyfriend feels like when he doesn't know what you got him for his birthday.

Boy: I am so Confizzled about what you got me for my birthday.
Girl: you are thinking of this surprise in the wrong context

by hesgettingsome December 7, 2009

rem manus conficere

to finish the hand job!!

rem manus conficere bitch

by Anonymous June 4, 2003

condimensation

The little bit of water found in the top of condiments: mustard, ketchup, mayonnaise. mmmm

condiments + condensation = condimesation

"Unless you don't shake the condimensation out of this mustard, your sandwich is sure to get damp"

-A friend

by pseudotreetrunk August 17, 2011

coffin dance

a dead meme

Guy 69: dude i love the coffin dance meme its so funny
Guy 420: its a dead meme

by sheeeeeshh November 9, 2020

Hippie Coffin

The large black Thule ski/lugage containers commonly found on top of nearly all Subaru or Toyota cars found traveling in the North Western United States.

Jr. take your hat off! There must be a dead hippie in that "Hippie Coffin" on top of that car.

by SweetBankNative July 5, 2010