Miranda Comparison

Comparing two things which are obviously not alike.

*whilst scuttling along the floor*
Person 1: I feel like a crisp!
Person 2: Dude, such a Miranda comparison.

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme September 19, 2011

compadre

When two best friends both have children, they go from being best friends to compadres or comadres (co-parents)

Now that Jaime has a son, he's my compadre.

by Hay9000 May 20, 2010

compass crew

One of the joke crews to come from the LockLegion and ClockCrew. The website is still up and running, but it has no members or admins to run the site. The compasses used compasses as faces insteat of clocks or locks.

The compass crew never was big, and StrawberryCompass was a fag.

by BeanThing March 29, 2005

Company Cleanup

having the feeling to clean up your room only when you have company in your house

Edgar: Whoa my room's a mess i should clean up

Ted: man you don't have to pull a company cleanup in the middle of a movie

by The Real Koryodang March 25, 2011

Compassion Bully

When someone uses a disability or illness as a way to pressure you into doing something nice for them. Taking advantage of someone by using their kindness and compassion to manipulate them.

That guy always begs the band to introduce them, gets backstage all the time because of his bad legs and then acts all hurt if they say no. What a Compassion Bully.

by Roadie Overthegate January 7, 2013

company dumpany

The act of taking a shit while on work or company time. One of the most satisfying things an employee can do while on shift. There is nothing like getting paid to take a shit.

My boss was pissed at me because I took a 25 minute company dumpany.

by beerman0531 November 6, 2015

compact dick

When all the mass on your dick focuses at one point and it becomes powerful

When I get hard I have a compact dick

by Dickface69420iluvdix1234 November 29, 2017