committing the vibe

Committing the vibe is usually what happens when u listen to music while doing that homework that is due in 15 minutes and you haven't started. You try not to stress out and because you are the procrastinating fuck you are, you get lost in the music instead of doing your actual work.

mom: Son you better be doing your homework and don't you dare start committing the vibe or I will have your father beat your ass
me: Either I can listen or, woah I love this song

by ThisKidThatPostedThis March 10, 2021

Committed A Jacob

(Phrase: Doing something extremely stupid, or doing a low iq move)

Ex. When Mr. March took Mrs. Garcia's family away, he committed a Jacob

by Jacob has been commited May 19, 2021

Commit Alabama

What you do if you feel horny towards a member of your own family tree. This could be one's siblings, parents, grandparents, children, or anyone of the same family tree. Often done by the people of Alabama, as seen by the name.

That's it. My sister is so hot I feel like I'm gonna commit Alabama.

by Anonymous-7070 July 9, 2021

commode high-tide

An unfortunately high level of commode water causing hand semi-immersion for effective ass waiping.

Alright! Would you PLEASE adjust your toilet! The commode high-tide is worse than a fuckin' bidet. Now I gotta wash my hands fer real.

by YAWA August 1, 2021

Commonster

A name used by leftist politigrammers to classify particularly violent communist leaders or, more extensively, leaders of violent revolutions.

"Uphold President Gonzalo, he did commonster praxis!"
"How could you hate Robespierre? He was the first commonster!"

by Sonuz January 14, 2022

Committing a sir Mitchell

The act of coming home after being out going up stairs and finding your sister half naked wearing nothing but your dad’s underwear and proceeding to smash her back doors in so she is unable to poop straight for approximately 3 weeks and when the deed is done it is celebrated by kissing the mucky love bucket followed by smoking a dirty Cuba you found in your mums naughty toy drawer

(Whilst at a therapy support group)

Thank you for seeing me doctor I was dreaming last night when all of a sudden I remembered why my life is so messed up it was because I used to enjoy Committing a sir Mitchell act

by Timmy mcsploodge December 18, 2021

Commit Sayori

When the main character does not love you anymore. #depressed #emo

Person 1: Hey I think I'm gonna go commit Sayori.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: HE DOES NOT LOVE ME ANYMORE *fucking dies*

by YouHaveMommyIssues June 9, 2022