cummings invite

When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..

" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"

"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."

by old_beaver October 1, 2014

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Cumming courtesy

The common courtesy of reaching your climax , or cumming, at the exact same moment of your partner's climax, out of respect.

Mother: Always practice cumming courtesy, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Why's that?
Mother: To avoid the awkward 10 seconds of watching your partner climax, then having the aftermath of them being angry for you not joining them.

by Duploidzer April 9, 2015

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commint

When a person isn't sure that their dialogue, question, or inquiry is valued. The answer is providing a "mint" along with one's comment. Comment (in a danger zone) + mint = comment.

Jenny wanted to eximplify her intelligent information, yet she was fearful of the repercussions of her input. She couldn't help but think of how much people enjoy mints when in a negative mood. She offered her commints to imply the input was not forced, but accepted of free will, and with gratitude.

by The Word Hunter May 19, 2015

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