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gay coincidence

When a straight male or female says to members of the same sex, something that could be taken as gay, but wasn't intended to be, or was the result of a misspoken word.
(playing disc golf, trying to figure out a celebration for getting a hole in one) "Hey man, we should slap our dicks together (he meant to say "DISCS")"... LOL.. that was a GAY COINCIDENCE"

Note: an individual who is gay, cannot have a gay coincidence, it would be a "gay-on-purpose", by default.
by Kushasaurus October 17, 2013
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Montana Coinpurse

The sexual act of taking a butterknife full of huckleberry jam and shoving it down your urethra
Yo. Me and my girlfriend just did a Montana Coinpurse.
What the fuck. Thats disgusting.
by MemesAreCancer May 18, 2020
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Wanking for coins

Someone that sells their body to make money. AKA a prostitute. Literally masturbating (wanking) someone for money (coins).

Usually a derogative term for when you feel someone will lose their job.
Jimmy: Hey Chad, did you see Daves face when he got taken into the boss' office?
Chad: I'm sure he'll be wanking for coins shortly
by yamiscott September 13, 2016
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There is no such thing as a coincidence

A phrase said by a popular Oblivion NPC, William Knight. A dark elf.
There is no such thing as a coincidence. The fact that you are watching this video means you are energetically aligned with me and this message.
by Nig- August 6, 2021
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Coincidence

Something that arises from two or more original ideas being related.
Our favorite characters from childhood have significant meaning together in adulthood, and that is a coincidence.
by Ereck Flowers March 12, 2015
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coins

(n) (1) Paper (folding) money; currency.
(2) Money
(3) Wealth
Synonyms for coins:

accounts, aces, assets, bacon, bankroll, benjamins, bills, bling, bones, bread, bucks, bullets, cabbage, cache, cake, capital, cartwheels, case notes, cash, change, cheddar, cheese, chicamin, chips, clams, cocnuts, coin , coinage, corn, cornicupia, cucmbers, currency , dead presidents, dough, ducats, fat, federals,feta, fish, folding green, frogs, frogskins, fromage, funds, gigabucks, goodies, goods, gouda, graft, gravy, grease, green, green stuff, greenbacks, grubstake, guineas, haul, heap, hoard, holdings, ice, jack, jangle, jingle, kale, kitty, lettuce, lift, lolly, long green, loochie, loose change, loot, lucre, mad money, make, marigolds, mattress full, mazuma, means, megabucks, mintage, monkey, moola, motsa, nest egg, notes, nuts, milk, oscar, pap, paper, payola, pelf, pesos, piasters, pile, plums, plunder, pockets, pony, poppy, pork, pot, potatos, quids, rack, receipts, rent money, renumeration, resources, rhinos, rivets, rock, roll, salt, Santa Claus, scratch, scrilla, scrip, sheckels, shrapnel, silver, simoleon, skins, smackeroos, smackers, sock, specie, spondulicks, stake, stash, stockpile, store, stuff, sugar, swag, sweetener, take, tender, tribute, trove, velvet, victuals, wad, wallet, wampum, wherewithal, wonga, yellowbacks, yield, $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$
by Bill Peters January 8, 2007
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coinage

Using a large amount of coins to pay for an item to lighten purse baggage often pissing off the checkout staff.
Checkout: Thats $5.35 thanks

Person: brings out change

Checkout: 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c 5c... hold on..5c..10c..15c..20c *1 minute passes

Person: Sorry about the coinage

Checkout: Thanks, and stuffs the rest into the till

Checkout later finds that the till is down on money
by Jasmeena May 24, 2007
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