Corn on the nob

When you're doing anal, you pull out and there's shit with a sweet corn on your nob

"Oh shit, I got corn on the nob again"

by Bigsink February 19, 2017

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Corn Muffin Cock

When a penis is small but extremely thick with a lot of girth causing the head to look like a corn muffin. Giant and as wide around as a coke can but short and stumpy like a muffin too.

2 inch cock, 10 inch head. A lady killer....... literally. :)

Mike- "Hey babe, wanna see a corn muffin cock?"
Sarah- "What the hell is that?"
Mike- *Whips out cock
Sarah- "Oh my god, that dick head is so big that a bear couldn't even blow it. "
Mike- "Yup, you need both hands for this Corn Muffin Cock"

Lou- That thing isn't even 3 inches long dude. She rather get with my normal 7 inch snake like penis istead of that stumpy mushroom cloud looking disaster

Sarah- " Incorrect, i prefer girth. I want to stretch my walls"

Lou- "WHATEVER!!!!"

by GM123 April 21, 2017

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Corn • corn dog • cornhole • corn ball • corny • corn flakes • cornbread • corner • cornelius • corndogging

corn tip

when a man has anal sex with a girl and he takes his dick out of her ass and its covered in poop and the tip of his dick has a piece of sweetcorn.

*after anal sex*
Mario: you got shit on my dick! there's corn on it too!
Emily: you gotta corn tip

by yxxd July 10, 2017

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Corn on the cock

What you get after anal and the woman eats the corn off of your cock

Ryan J received corn on the cock after destroying Shelby’s anal cavity

by Ryan jaggard March 6, 2018

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Corn toes

When one’s feet smell like Fritos (or some sort of chips brand)

bro 1: boi. Someone’s got a bad case of the corn toes
bro 2: oh yeaaaaahh booiiiiiiiiiiii I smell corn toe two!
bro 3: stop bulling me. Why u bully me?

by bigyeeterz May 11, 2019

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