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clusterfuck

The only word / colloquialism left in the scope in the English language which can accurately describe the BP oil spill situation in the Gulf of Mexico.
A: Have you heard the latest on the oil spill? B: Yeah, what a clusterfuck that's turning out to be.
by Daggoth T. Rothri June 3, 2010
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closter

a town full of people who hang out behind the burger king and smoke the weed typically rich kids who are all emo and slit there wrist and cry about nothing and have a myspace
that kid is drinking cheap ass beer he's so not closter
by rachel April 7, 2005
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Clusterphobic

The point and time when a situation becomes "Too Much". The breaking point where you feel like you must get out now, or you might start to panic. Similar to claustraphobia, however it usually involves a Cluster-Fuck situation.
Girl we are about to have to go right now. I'm about to get clusterphobic.
by ATLFINEPEACH January 19, 2008
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custers last stand

When one is completely inebriated at a bonfire, one proceeds to finger a girl while she is on her period. Then before she climaxes use the period blood on your face-to represent indian war paint. Proceed to run around the bonfire making indian war cries and war chants. Then you may begin your pussy slaying rampage of the other females around the fire. Continue the rampage until you collapse and pass out!
Hey Eddy did you hear that Dom went on a custers last stand at Jeff's bonfire last night? Brenden even said he saw him slaying the vag's
by Shocker Spaniels (USS DIMA) October 27, 2007
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clusterfuck

Originally a military term, but increasingly used to describe a particularly fucked up, chaotic or disorganized workplace or office situation.
Example 1:

Mike: "Hey who ran all these network cables under my cubicle? Where am I supposed to put my feet?"

Ryan: "Dude, we're putting in the new computers, we need relocate you to a desk in the basement."

Mike: "Jesus, what a clusterfuck this place is!"

Example 2:

Denise: "Be glad you missed the sales meeting today, there weren't enough chairs in the conference room and half of us had to stand, then that idiot Laura knocked over her venti Starbucks coffee all over the table. It even got the phone wet and everyone on the dial-in line got disconnected. God, what a clusterfuck!"

Brianna: "Like oh my god, total!"
by SoCaliCali January 10, 2009
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1. A person of limited value, typically lazy and/or lacking self-motivation.
2. The sticky, liquid mess left over after a lesbian orgy; typically composed of lube, saliva, sweat and female ejaculate.
1. Jesus, Dan... What are you? The afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck?
2. Mark had the unsavory job of cleaning up this months afterbirth of a lesbian clusterfuck; although it provided him with ample masturbation fodder.
by DamienCross March 5, 2009
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CLUSTERFIST

a fisting of someone simultaneosly by over 6 individuals often resulting in extreme pain and hilarity at what a muppet that person was for agreeing
dude i am sooo up for tearing my asshole with a clusterfist
by roz March 9, 2005
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