chode man

A person who is very fat and very short. aka: a human chode.

Hey look! It's a chode man!

by ericccccc November 11, 2006

chode sniffer

what you call a girl that partakes in the "69" sexual position easily

Damn man, that chick last night was such a chode sniffer

by woodie December 26, 2006

Chode Boiler

The act of getting one's chode and boiling it in a kettle

"Ah that chode boiler boiled my chode last night"

by chode boiler May 1, 2010

Queefing Chode

A chode which queefs. It usually effects those with a chodezilla.

I was at the party and all the sudden i heard a farting noise from this guys zipper. It was a queefing chode.

by The Chode Scientist January 13, 2009

butt chode

The accumulation of feces, toilet paper, lint, and other flotsam that accumulates between the buttocks.

After a long day of having diarrhea and sweating I mixed up a nice batch of butt chode.

by natalie74 August 27, 2007

Chode Muffin

A baked good, consisting of chode meat, decorated with little chodes (kinda like how a chocolate-chip muffin is decorated with chocolate-chips.)

Daniel muched down on a chode muffin, blissfully.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

chodemonkey

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

"my god man you left a chodemonkey on my curtains!!"

by barrycheeko July 7, 2006