Child Diddler

Child rapist/molester

That priest is a child diddler, he diddled that young boy

by CHUKUWUEMEKA March 08, 2022

spirit child

A child who you wish to be

“Kirsten’s crazy dancing is what makes her my spirit child”
“Look at her wearing that princess dress - she’s my spirit child”
“Dylan ate a whole tub of ice cream - he’s my spirit child”

by Thisismyname23456 March 11, 2018

hoodie child

That of a hoodie child is like a basketcase but we're not as depressed or overly bisexual

She is suck a hoodie child I wish I cod be that happy all the time

by To that one girl on omegle February 24, 2020

kindle-child

An unfinished Kindle book that you have become deeply invested in. Much like a real child, you cannot stay away from it for too long, as you constantly think about it and want to get back.

Bob: "Is Julie headed home already? It's not even midnight!"
Frank: "She has a kindle-child to take care of - she's in the middle of Game of Thrones."
Bob: "Ah. Well, we've all been there."

by pghprogrammer4 September 17, 2013

Child Molestisity

Adj.) A scale from 1 to 100 based off of how much of a child molester the person looks like/is and how young the child molestee is.

Ew! The child molestisity is off the charts!

by ZoBo0mAf0o August 09, 2017

Pencil Child

(n.) One who does stupid/idiotic actions in front of his/her peers and/or friends in search of attention from them.
(adj.) and idiot; fool or person who seeks attention at his/her own expense. Note that this form changes Pencil Child to Pencil Childish

Synonyms: (n.) attention-seeker, fool, jester
Synonyms: (adj.) foolish, dumb, idiotic

(n.) "He was such a pencil child when he crushed his hand with that rock just to get attention from his peers."

(adj.) "You Pencil Childish fool! Why did you crush your hand with that rock?!"

by Pencil Child November 17, 2017

Border Child

A child that was born on the border, or crossing the border, of two countries.

Did you know that Pacheco is a border child?

by princeOfRage January 19, 2017