Chest Johnnies

Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).

"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."

"Hey, did you see her tits?"

"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."

by walkin-dead December 4, 2011

treasure chest dumper

A Womans behind that isnt normal or for that matter good, but contains enough unusual treasure plumpness to be oddly appealing. Sometimes can make one obsesses by said TCD.

Wow, look at that treasure chest dumper by the pool eating a whole tray of nachos.

I agree, thats a nice TCD

by the brand July 12, 2012

chest hogs

An ample and supple pair of bosom on a woman. These babies are typically blue ribbon prize winning oinkers.

" Hey Pat, Check out the prize winning chest hogs on green shirt over there at the bar!"

by chesthogman March 21, 2024

rub it on your chest

if u wanna buy, sell, r trade with someone n they refuse the deal in other words don't wanna let go of what they r holding you tell them to rub it on their chest basically saying to just keep it in their possession n caressing it on their chest talking bout "ill never let u go" in other words "rub it all over ur chest you can keep it"

hey are u still selling ur car? no i decided to keep it im not selling it no more..... whatever, rub it on your chest u wer asking too much anyways

by the seeker1382 December 16, 2023

Chest Monster

A collection of Minecraft Chest and/or ShulkerBoxes in a area

My Chest monster is growing in size it is insane.

by IronWolfPlays May 28, 2024

Chest-fro

Curly chest hair that looks like an afro on your chest

Bean: yo whats saying with the chest-fro
Nich: I don’t wanna walk about it

by Toothlessjones December 2, 2020

Chest Chug

Verb: when a women’s cleavage gulps a dick like a thirsty seeing eye dog gulps water after being obediently stuck to his blind owners side for 48 hours

“I can’t make the photo shoot , I chest chugged Phillip all night and now I have a bruise under my chin”

by Gnome 3248 September 24, 2021