High-Chair Goblin

A tiny goblin that parents bring to restaurants and seat at a high-chair at the end of the table to throw shit at people eating.

The waitress was serving our meals when the High-Chair Goblin threw crackers at her and threw up all over my food!

by CuntSmash May 6, 2019

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counting the ballroom chairs

A phrase used when one needs to defecate (potty), but does not want to reveal it to the public. Generally used when with a group of people who know the actual meaning.

<person 1> I'm going to go count the ballroom chairs.
<person 2> (ignorant of the fact) Oh okay.
<person 3> (whispers to person 2) He's actually going to go poo!
<person 2> (surprised)Oh!

by Kenny November 29, 2002

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chairfucking

Sticking your hands in between a person and the chair he or she is sitting on and applying destructive upward and downward strokes.

Vilaxonh was chairfucking Ronny to arouse him into a session of familysex later tonight.

by Meenoy January 16, 2008

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When you've had a REALLY bad day and you go to sit down, but as you're in mid-sit, the chair rolls out from under you and you fall flat on your ass. Results: humiliation, injury, possible head trauma. Can also be used as a verbal description of anything exceptionally bad that has happened to you.

Dude, Kay just got chair'd. She’s had a bad day. I should have kicked her while she was down.

by Nina Williams July 24, 2008

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chair chaser

A person with an extreme fetish toward people whose appendages have been rendered inoperable and are confined to a wheelchair. Often does most of the work...

That chair chaser just took that two wheeled monster to his place for a night of fake passion.

by courtney's cooch July 15, 2013

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