daniel carson

A fat beast. It likes to punch people and is easily offended. It’s farts are deadly and you should definitely run if you see one

Oh fuck it’s a Daniel Carson run!

by I’m just a guy that posts shit November 12, 2017

Carson

He like men and is into men and will always be into men

Carson oh yeah he likes men

by Jack doherty November 22, 2021

Mrs carson

gives out snacks and sells snacks at a middle school. gets lot of monayyy :) and she is very protective and out going. also likes taking pictures.

my teacher mrs carson is the besttt

by amnarreee May 13, 2022

Carson

Carsons are very flirty and make you feel loved. You tend to have flings with Carson because nothing ever lasts and they will have moved on.

Girl 1: I heard shes talking to Carson.
Girl 2: Haha give it a week.

by AL20000 June 24, 2018

Carson Albert

A name that only fat ahh dudes have. They have a 90% chance of having autism and not being able to spell. They can’t pull either.

Carson Alberts swears he gets play at the functions.

by Bigpapa7 September 18, 2023

Carsoning it

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

by sirhecker May 14, 2025

Carson

Carson has the biggest dick known to man kind

person 1 : “oh hi carson”
person 2 : “oh his dick is massive”

by Joel embid May 10, 2022