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Carson Wheeler

He's my Carson Wheeler.
by PrettyPotato994 March 21, 2023
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A Carson that is a kisser

A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
That dude is a total a Carson that is a kisser .(Asshole who fucks their cousin)
by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012
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Carson

Carson is a boy who seems so nice and caring when you first meet him. You'll fall in love very slowly and he will give you a great amount of attention. Once you've seen that side, he'll get more caring when hes your boyfriend and then it will all change. He will see more girls who are way cuter than you and cheat on you with them. He will keep running back and blame you saying that you are running back but don't worry, as long as people know about the relationship, you'll be fine.

A boy named Carson did this to me and I gave him 8 chances. If any of my friends notice this, HIII!!
Girl 1: OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT!!
Girl 2: Oh god, don't go near him. His name is Carson and I heard he broke a girl's hear 8 times.
Girl 1: 8 TIMES?! Well, maybe he's changed..

Girl 2: DON'T TAKE THE CHANCE!
Girl 1: Why not?
Girl 2: Go ahead then, don't say I havent warned you..
by ponygirlalt September 8, 2020
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Carson

Carson is a very attractive male who appears mean but is actually a very kind person who will always check up on you everyday. He also has no common sense which seems to brighten his personality even more.!
Girl 1) So who’s your new intrest?
Girl 2) I really like Carson a lot
Girl 1) he seems pretty cool—— oh lord he just broke a vase
Girl 2) yep that’s Carson
by EleanorSpeaksFacts December 15, 2021
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Carsonism

Carsonism is the religion that revolves around worshiping Carson aka God himself. Carson holds a very strong power that no other regular mortal could ever posses. He is God and is the one to follow in life. He does as he pleases so you better make sure to please him.
"Hey have you heard about Carsonism?" "Yeah i have actually, im joining their ceremony tomorrow." "Great, cant wait to see you there."
by Carsons most loyal acolyte September 30, 2021
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Carson London

Carson London is a person who will never leave you. He loves you for who you are. He’s funny. Kind, beautiful, and the best person you’ll ever meet. He’ll make sure you’re always safe and protect you from the bad parts of the world. He loves you more than anything and he’ll prove it. (Hi Carson <3)
Person 1: who’s the best person you’ve ever met
Person 2: Carson London, obviously
by Ember.Rain September 11, 2025
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emmi rose carson

fucking bitch you when you see her you throw up. her dad mathew is a fan of snow and her mom is a teacher. she has one older sister. emmi is the definition of a bitch. walking red flag.
ew she’s so gross. did you see that emmi rose carson??
by llekdjfjuxhsbw January 29, 2023
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