National Carson Day

April 15. Celebrate by posting your favorite picture of your friend named Carson. It will make him feel better, as he grew up a lonely fuck with no friends, and is not used to attention.

Tyler: Good to see you Carson! Happy “National Carson Day”!

Carson: i miss her 😔

by ChiefsRaysBolts April 14, 2021

The Carson Effect

1. When somebody (Usually Carson) emotionally and socially destroys somebody because of a one time situation they were forced into by another person.
2. When somebody (Usually Carson) emotionally and socially destroys somebody because they were covering for somebody that was threatening them.

Another person's reputation and life was destroyed because of The Carson Effect.

by Hound Of The West May 23, 2023

Pulling A Carson

Skipping A friends birthday, hangout, Etc. because they got their feelings hurt.

Dylan: “can you come to my birthday”

Jake: “yeah, i would never be Pulling A Carson”

by Mr_KingSalty February 6, 2020

ken carson fan

One who has sexual intercourse with minors.

person1: why is he fucking that child??
person2: he must be a ken carson fan.
person3: he most likely is.

by sshhff March 6, 2023

jake carson

An asshole of a guy who will do anything and everything for a girlfriend. He ruins friendships and breaks girls hearts after. He doesn't care about anything but himself and he is a huge pussy.

Gus: Come on stop being such a Jake Carson!
Kevin: What?
Gus: Stop being a pussy!

by 1119 May 11, 2019

Ben Carson

A successful African-american Neurosurgeon, who proved that even black people in da hood can end up world-renowned, without government assistance. A humble man who's skin color is not a factor in being president, unlike Obama. A man who the mainstream media despises, due to him being a black conservative who does not think that the federal government owes them for slavery.

"Do you know about the black Republican running for president, Ben Carson?"

Democrat, "Black Republican? What a disgrace!"

by stuey57 April 25, 2016

Emma and Carson

An amazing couple who will be together forever.

Emma and Carson are a cute couple.

by Titty sucker6969 June 27, 2013