carpet pussy

when you are getting dicked down or are dicking down a partner on carpeted floor and get rug burn

“bro don’t fuck on the floor, that carpet pussy ain’t worth it”

by glitter clit February 29, 2020

tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet or pubic region is not shaven at all, to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly

When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.

by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020

carpet soldier

A man notoriously known to seek out lesbians and convert them into being straight by means of flirting, dating, and/or sex.

Guy 1: Dude, john is such a carpet soldier.
Guy 2: Well you got to give him credit, he's the only man I know who made a lesbian bar close down.

by Alkyd Norm February 27, 2017

Carpet Muncher

A Carpet muncher is a term used to describe a lesbian woman. It is so named because many lesbian women prefer oral sex in their relationships. They munch (eat out) the carpet ( vagina with pubic hair)

“She’s a complete bitch, why won’t she just date me.”
“ She’s probs a carpet muncher”
“Fuck My Life”

by Geoff Anonymous Man February 11, 2018

cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017

Carpet Mafia

Another term for crabs/pubic lice

Below average girl: so we hooking up for tonight?

Average guy: sorry, I got carpet mafia.. not tonight.

by CharaChan July 10, 2021

Carpet Massage

When a man uses his hand(s) to please a woman.

Instead of a carpet munching tonight how about just a carpet massage?

A carpet massage a day keeps the bitch away

If you're not ski poling you're carpet massaging

by ldylumps October 19, 2012