European Coughdrop

a sexual position that needs 3 people to complete successfully. First, there is a man suspended over a bed using an over-complicated system of pulleys. This man has dipped his balls in some sort of spice concoction such as, pepper, cumin, salsa etc... There is a man operating the pulleys, preferably nude. He is standing off to the side of the bed. There is a woman on the bed, either blind-folded or legally blind, whose mouth is lined up with the suspended man's balls. When the 2 men are ready, the pulley operator jerks the pulleys up and down, causing the suspended man to hit his balls rapidly on the face of the feeble unsuspecting victim. She begins coughing from a combination of spices and lack of oxygen.

Chuck: Dude lets go do a European Coughdrop on Sarah!
Dale: Alright bro, I got my pulleys!
Chuck: Sweet!

by stinkymeatball June 19, 2009

Couch Predator

a person that is kind of a couch potato but cooler, and is so hot that them being on the couch makes it totally more badass than before.

look at that girl over there on the couch she is so hot she is a total couch predator

by Kalta QT/Englapukinn September 23, 2009

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

A suggestion given by Google when you type in "Why is there a d"
One of the suggestions says "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"
wtf is wrong with google..

Me: "Why is there a d..."
Google: "Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch"

by DaDerpKnight May 20, 2016

The guy on the couch.

That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.

The guy on the couch.

by Untraced March 19, 2011

coughspaff

The name sums it up really, wether it’s a splutter and a nut or a hacking cough and vivacious finish as long as the two are together you’re game.

Barnes felt a tickle in his throat and a tingle in his balls. Hacking up a mucusy glob he fires his kids at it. The two become one, puddled on the canvas that is a middling looking girl’s back. ‘Did you just coughspaff on me’, she exclaims, but it’s too late, he’s already gone downstairs for a glass of milk.

by Mobias July 30, 2023

coughspaff

An imperfect unity between two bodily functions - tussis and ejaculation. When one occurs, the other follows, and the receiver is usually left blinded and infected at the same time

His tinder date was hoping for a romantic evening in the bedroom, but Alastair had other ideas. In one swift motion he coughspaffed, falsely claiming he had covered his mouth, and settled down to spend the rest of the night watching below deck

by Saniti August 22, 2023

Couch hole

The type of person that you would only fuck on your couch because they aren't worthy of your bed.

"I can't believe that he took his fugly ex-girlfriend back. I saw that she commented his Facebook saying that they were up on his couch all night. He wouldn't even take her to his bed because she is such a couch hole."

by chaachaa May 22, 2009