Definitions by chaachaa

momcomplishment 

When a mom handles motherhood shit like a boss.

"I took a shower, did my hair and make up, vacuumed, made lunch and checked my e-mail, while still keeping my kids from destroying each other and he house. That's my momcomplishment of the morning.

momcomplishment by chaachaa February 24, 2017

Couch hole 

The type of person that you would only fuck on your couch because they aren't worthy of your bed.

"I can't believe that he took his fugly ex-girlfriend back. I saw that she commented his Facebook saying that they were up on his couch all night. He wouldn't even take her to his bed because she is such a couch hole."

Couch hole by chaachaa May 22, 2009