st. mikes catholic school

It is an all boy school in Toronto where in the football change rooms they broomstick each others assholes bus it looks like fun. They fuck bare girls even tho they are all gay, if you see white girls in their school hoodies you know theres some tea, it costs $30,000 to go there and get broomsticked but the first time is free, no one there is smart but they still get 90's because their white ass parents pay for their grades, they may be hot but they aren't bf material.

smc boy: i go to st mikes but i swear i don't broomstick

anyone else: sure you don't you, go to st. mikes catholic school so you must

by Samuellyrasty February 3, 2019

Central Catholic

A school in San Antonio known for its drugged up, hormonal, wimpy teenage boys. This school is guaranteed to fail all of your expectations of a school that costs thousands of dollars to go to, unless your expectation is to be buttraped in the ass everyday. Bending over to pick up a pencil is, quite literally, not worth a Central Catholic student’s time: not because they are all spoiled rich white kids who vape all day, but because Jorge is always on the prowl for some fresh teenage virginity to steal and you will get AIDs, along with whatever fungus is growing in between his legs.

If you are a homosexual, spoiled, teenage boy looking to hook up with other teenage boys that go to Central or Incarnate Word, then this is the place for you.

Hey man, wanna go have gay sex with those Central Catholic kids?

by GeraldotheThird20909 April 10, 2019

James Sheahan Catholic High School

A school for pretentious drones who think that their copy pasted ideas belong to them. Most attendees of this school are stuck-up dickheads who would love nothing more than to suck of God himself.

Fool: "Hey, would you like to go to James Sheahan Catholic High School?"
Intellectual: "No, I would rather not observe the festering garbage that attends that horrid school"

by Kharaa Bacterium May 20, 2021

the catholic university of america

THE Catholic University of America is the finest learning institution on the eastern seaboard. Its students are great at going to church hungover, because Saturdays are for the boys and getting lit. Also, its important to know that THE Catholic University is a life style, and emphasis must be put on the "THE" so that everyone understands its significance.

"Bro you're drunk you need to get back home"
"I am home, my home is THE Catholic University of America."
"Stfu, go back to your dorm. We have mass at 10:30 tomorrow morning."

by n1ckL October 4, 2017

Cultural Catholic

An excuse of a Christian,also know as a Protestant,are basically atheists.Common in France,England and 'Murica,widespread in Canada.

Cultural Catholic is an acronym for "Protestant".

by The great handle February 25, 2018

broman catholic

an altar boy or catholic choir boy who likes to suck the cocks of other altar boys, choir boys, and especially priests.

choir boy: Patrick stayed pretty late with Father O'Brian last week!

altar boy: Yep, Patrick is having a broman catholic cock sucking session with Father O'Brian!

by joseph catho March 27, 2009

Lake Catholic

A highschool that retarted kids go. You can spot a lc cougar out of any crowd just by the way they talk! All the girls that go here have a ton of friends but are fake. The girls will talk about you behind your back but act like your bestfriend. Not to mention that they all are secretly (or not secretly) sluts. They crave attention from both the male, and female species. Also, everyone that chooses to go to lake are either super dumb, or they are just following their other dumb friends. I dont not make the rules, this is just how it be.

Beth: "Hey do you know what school that girl goes to?"
Luke: "She probably goes to Lake Catholic because I heard her talk and she sounds retarted"

by ur ~dumb~ February 25, 2019