crapadingle

Crapadingle: a. a word used to express one’s feelings in a goofy way

b. A synonym for the swear word for poop

c. An insult for when someone is being a crackhead

“You forking crapadingle”

by baboonery4 April 30, 2023

victory crap

A defecation, often voluminous, occurring after a term of inability to move one's bowels due to constipation, travel (excluding Mexico), being on a date, or other factors. Typically gratifying.

"As soon as I got home from church camp I spent two hours in the shitter taking a victory crap!

by buster7 March 10, 2007

waz crappinin'

a friendly greating. a question to see if anything bad has happend lately.

dude: waz crappinin'?
man:nuttin'. everything's been good.

by tomcon5 February 26, 2009

El Crapitán

The largest piece of floating crap in a shit archipelago.

See also; The Craptain of the Shit

After three flushes, it looks like El Crapitán still wont let go of the bowl.

by Edward K Monahan March 13, 2009

The Crap Factor

1. Noun. The notion held by a person that anything done before they arrived was put in place by brain damaged trained monkeys and is complete and utter crap.

Our new boss has a good case of the crap factor when it comes to our network.

by Todi July 21, 2009

TRITANIC CRAP

A crap so large it has to break in 3 before sinking into the murky sewer toilet abyss.

Get the toilet reamer, this Tritanic Crap isn't going down without a fight.

by Grogan Crush April 21, 2010

Lumberjack crap

When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.

Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap

Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did

by BigD ken February 3, 2015