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Asian Breakfast Wakeup 

It is often understandably confused with the "Kentucky Slap" and the "Italian Breakfast Wakeup." One pours soy sauce over a sleeping individual's head. Another slaps globs of Wasabi in the face of the sleeping person. Another person smacks live squids against the head of the sleeping person until the squids break releasing their ink. Another group, typically large chats in loud incoherent Asian in a dialect you are unsure of, but baffles you nevertheless. Another Asian man bangs a gong repeatedly while and old Asian man sings songs of his homeland.
That Asian Breakfast Wakeup left Mt eyes burning, my face sticky, and I was unable to see from all the ink. The sound alone was overwhelming and infuriating.

Bring Me The Breakfast 

Sexual intercourse usually done in the morning or the time breakfast is served. During dominating play, saying "Bring me the Breakfast" means get naked and get over here, were fucking.
Man, Jake is so submissive. Did you see how quickly his dick was out after Elena said "Bring Me The Breakfast".
Bring Me The Breakfast by AN0SEater December 21, 2020

The Breakfast Club

A movie that everyone in high school can relate to.

Quick Summary -
Four types of people: a brain, an athlete, a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. They all spend saturday detention in the library for 8 hours. At first they seem to have nothing in common and all just want to get it over with..

But throughout the movie, they help each other out in little ways and open up about their lives to each other & they realise they're not that different.
I didn't really understand it when i was younger
But now I lovveeee it :D
Best 80's film xx
Bender: Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other?
Wouldn't I be OUTSTANDING in that capacity?

Brian: I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?
John Bender: No. You're a genius because you can't make a lamp

Brian: Chicks cannot hold their smoke, dat's what it is.

Allison: When you grow up, your heart dies.
Bender: Who cares?
Allison: .... I care.. <3

John Bender: (reading cover) .. Moe-lay really pumps my nads.
Claire: Moliere :)

Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

Person: We watched The Breakfast Club in english, you remind me of allison
other person: HA!

Brooklyn Breakfast 

Smoking a blunt or a joint and drinking coffee in the morning.
yo, come to my place in the morning for brooklyn breakfast.
Brooklyn Breakfast by v-kan February 11, 2008

Bohemian Breakfast 

Coffee and cigarettes.
I'm bored and broke, man. Let's have a bohemian breakfast at D's Diner until Jay get's off from work.

Rock n' Roll Breakfast 

A Rock n' Roll Breakfast is when beer is substituted for milk in preparation of a bowl of cereal. Simply, Instead of pouring milk into your bowl of cereal, pour beer. Instead of having a glass of milk with your cereal, have a nice glass of beer.

This concept was invented by Captain Mike Mitchell of the North Attleboro Soccer Team, mid 2007, North Attleboro, Massachusetts.
Mike MItchell would like some more Rock n' Roll Breakfasts in the future.