thought braid

A verbal interweaving of ideas; Typically used by pretentious professors to make their statements seem more significant.

"If I could, I'd like to weave a thought braid here for a moment...when a man is violent to a woman, he would like to control her. When a woman enacts violence on a man, she would like to escape."

by thought braider August 30, 2007

Flying Bradley

A person that has no sexual feelings for anyone or anything. he/she is numb to all feeling and loves to be alone and is also known to most friends as very "antisocial"

oh, man, I tried to my friend last night he was a "flying Bradley"
Shit dude, I tried to connect with him last night and he "yeeted" on me he's such a "flying Bradley"

by Yaw_Yeet_You_hoe July 18, 2018

struggle braids

struggle braids: braids that barely get past the neck usually seen on people going threw the struggle or people who are not patient enough to let there hair grow

Look at that dude with the struggle braids smh get a haircut

by king wizard February 1, 2014

bradley

(noun)
a person who often retracts himself from social events, usually because of a family obligation

omg! you're being such a bradley!

by rachellioh September 1, 2007

bradleys banana

a term for a man/boy with a curved penis

person 1:dude did you hear about that guy hew stripped on webcam for that girl

person 2:yeah! didnt he have a "bradleys banana"

person 1:yeah she print screened it and sent it to everyone

by mist! October 6, 2009

bradley

not a gentleman, drops chopsticks, comes late to events/school, does not know about the new automobiles. Does not consist of the knowledge to know the ALL NEW 2018 McLaren 720s.

gosh, your'e such a bradley.

don't be such a bradley.

by Definition of Bradley April 5, 2017

Kinky Bradley

the act of using an electric toothbrush as a vibrating dildo while simultanuously making the girl go down on you and pluck your pubes with her mouth

Last night I made a softball player do a Kinky Bradley on me.

by Ty124 December 14, 2008