boring as tits.

though to a man a pair of tits might be quite entertaining, the term refers to the fact that someones life is not very productive or useful. they just kinda sit there and do nothing other than offer something to look at.

joe's day consists of him sitting around watching tv. his life is boring as tits.

by Tanner Doolittle January 18, 2011

Boringer

When something is more boring. Instead of using more boring use boringer

My family are boringer than they used to be.

by Laura Beckham June 15, 2013

Jaw Boning

When a slut sucks two dicks at the same time.

Rachel was jaw boning me and Roger last night. We busted all over her chin.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

"SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

When you are so drunk you start swinging at anybody in sight

"If i drink anymore of this Remy Martin i'll be "SLAP BOXIN JESUS"

by SUSPIRIA May 9, 2006

Bexing It

To orchestrate social or informal arrangements, events, to influence the secondary plans of others (travel / accommodation) on the basis that there is said event to attend, and then cancel, pull-out or bail on entire event, effectively leaving prospective attendees stranded. This can sometimes manifest itself as a "Sorry i couldn't be there in person..." satellite beam-in.

"So then everyone cancelled and it was just me and him there."
"Really? How come?"
"Well the guy that organised the party has a habit and history of consistently Bexing It."
"Man, that sucks."

by RollingHeavy1983 December 18, 2011

Boning out

Taking Viagra just to get more random boners. Boning out feels good.

I took some Viagra just because I wanted to have more random boners. I like boning out.

I went to my cousins house so I popped some " V ". We created this boning out def.

by Harborside May 23, 2013

boringlio

When Something is Boring and you say it with a lil' pizzaz

"hi how was your day"
"it was boringlio my guy"

by DodgyJuke April 24, 2017