boner buster

To lose an erection, ruin a potential sexual opportunity or potentially happy moment.

Guy 1: My girl was about to give me oral by the fire when her roommate came home.
Guy 2: Did she keep going? Did the roommate join in?
Guy 1: NO! She was embarrassed and asked me to leave.
Guy 2: What a boner buster!

by RNPS April 29, 2008

Boner Home

A "home" for your boner

I can't wait to go out and find a boner home

by Davendine July 6, 2017

hammer boner

A hammerhead shark, only not a shark.

My pants are the beneficiary of an impressive hammer boner.

by The Product Lexicon December 18, 2008

Boner Buzzard

Boner Buzzard, Noun, meaning a prostitute, hooker, basically anyone who does dirty things for money.

Tom: Hey John I bought myself a hooker last night!

John: Really? You've been hangin' out with boner buzzards?

Tom: Yeah, life has been tough lately.

by Dr. McMac April 20, 2021

Boner in the Mouth

Something that is indescribably delicious

This asphalt pie is like a boner in the mouth!

by Shizbonerz November 16, 2011

pizza boner

Enlarged erection due to the warmth and good smell that comes from pizza on your lap.

"Hey have you been to La Ventina's recently?"
"Yeah that place gives me a massive pizza boner!"

by Sick Majors December 6, 2013

chalk boner

noun: the erection you get during class, usually right before the teacher asks you to write something on the chalkboard. A type of social suicide.

Today in math, the teacher asked me to solve a problem on the board, and everyone saw my enormous chalk boner.

by BlSH0P December 5, 2009