human wet blanket

When someone exits a shower or bath and proceeds to lay their body directly on top of you, without drying off first.

Him: "Take off that duvet girl, I've got that good human wet blanket coming your way"
Her: "Fine, but I hope this results in me being wet from than just your human blanket ish"
Him: "Snore noise..."

by GlazeHer April 13, 2014

midnight blanket party

This is when multiple guys stretch out their sacs as far as they can over a girls head. So what it eventually looks like is a skin blanket covering her. She wont be able to see anything giving it the midnight effect.

My buddies and I got together one time midnight blanket party-"ied" this one girl and the problem is only one guy is getting his sac licked.

by Shitee Jackson November 16, 2007

pigs in a blanket

This term is used when a man has sex with a woman's breasts. Also known as titty f*@k.

The man gave the woman pigs in a blanket when he put his penis in her breasts.

by D.Roberts April 21, 2006

Blazked

It's that place you go to when you’re not in your mind. When you don’t think but, you just do and you don’t realize anything your doing. You could be anywhere from high to baked, its not about the level of high, its about the place you go when your there. It’s a mixture of blazed and baked. It’s a combo, you could have just blaze or you could be baked, it doesn’t make a difference, you’re in that place. Also the name sounds like something my mind would say when I go there.

"i'm in a state of blazked."

by mary had a little lamb..? August 23, 2009

Blacked Off

Dangerous mixture of Blacking Out and Jacking Off

After a long night of binge drinking and chasing loose women, you somehow end up alone. You then proceed to pull out your erected penis, and during masterbation, you pass out. The next morning you wake up with your pants around your ankles and no recollection of what happened.

Dude, I think my roommate blacked off again last night! I can't find my lotion and he is passed out on the coffee table buck naked.

by Lukeasauraus April 11, 2011

Blacked out big boy

Sum who drinks a twelve pack of bud ice and smokes a bowl of fire nugget then blacks the fuck out and pisses all over the couch.

Dude look at that blacked out big boy he pissed all over ur couch man kick his ass.

by SilkyJohnston October 10, 2011

Blanket Walls

A type of wall specifically created to separate a group of supposedly heterosexual males as they perform the act of masturbating to the same porn at the same time in the same room.

Johnny claims to be straight but I've heard he's put up blanket walls with multiple different guys.

by Black6dog April 23, 2013