Lonely birthday

On your birthday you put numbered candles in your dad’s asshole and light them. As your dad’s moaning from the hot wax dripping into his asshole you fuck your mom. When your about to cum you ejaculate all over the candles in your dads ass giving him instant relief and a great orgasm.

Hey dad can we do a lonely birthday tonight I’m feeling down.

by Silly skank January 13, 2023

Camille’s Birthday

Everyday

“Hey it’s Camille’s Birthday today!”
“Wasn’t that yesterday?”
“Yeah she has them all the time.”

by wilththril June 18, 2020

birthday card

A "card" which is "played" on one's birthday so the birthday boy or girl can get his or her way.

Blake didn't want to go out clubbing, but Erica played the birthday card and she felt obligated to go.

by Jakestar April 8, 2006

My Best Friend's Birthday

The unfinished black and white first film of Quentin Tarantino. Half destroyed in a fire, it never got a general release, however you can get bootlegged copies of the remaining 34 minutes from places like eBay.

"I well wanna see My Best Friend's Birthday!"
"Oh, I've seen that!"
"You sure?"
"Yeah!"
"Really?"
"Yeah, with Julia Roberts right?"
"No, that's My Best Friend's Wedding."
"Oh."

by Olsen Pickett January 22, 2005

Platinum Birthday

When the day, month, and year of your birthday match.

Today is my Platinum Birthday - 08-08-08!

by stodan82 October 3, 2008

birthday sex

A Miller Lite, Bud Light, or other light beer served in a bottle with one sip replaced with a shot or half shot of vanilla flavored vodka (Svedka, Smirnoff, Stoli, etc.) Put your thumb on the top and gently flip the bottle over to mix. Tastes like cupcakes.

how'd you get so fucked up on just bud light?

i was actually drinking birthday sex.

by brokedownman July 19, 2010

birthday suitin'

BIRTHDAY SUITIN' derives from BIRTHDAY SUIT (naked body) and means FUCKIN'.

MIKE: What are you and Megan gonna do tonight?

JEFF: We're gonna be birthday suitin'!

by Peter Phil McCracken March 10, 2009