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bandicoot

1. One who is crafty and clever. Someone who can escape from messy situations by using his or her inteligence and skill with people.

2. any of various agile rat-like terrestrial marsupials of Australia and adjacent islands; insectivorous and herbivorous

3. A famous character from Naughty Dog's famous Crash Bandicoot series for Playstation.
1. The young boy realized he was going to arrive at class late, but, Matthew Lindsey, being the bandicoot that he is, slipped into his seat without anyone noticing.

2. Bandicoots are ocasionaly hunted for their skins and fur as well as for their meat.

3. Crash Bandicoot is one of Playstations all time bestselling games.

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Banana Bandit

This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.
Aww fuck, Banana Bandits stole m' sammich!
by Cayk September 20, 2010
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Cock Bandit

Another phrase for a raving homosexual. It is best used with the phrase "Ass-riding" in front of it.

Perhaps the best phrase ever.
Freddy Sanchez: Your a faggot, HAHA!
Touche Man: You sir, are an ass-riding cock bandit.
(end of arguement)
by FEDER4TION August 31, 2006
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Milwaukee Bandit

Milwaukee bandit-Lay girl down on bed on back with head hanging off end of bed. Insert penis balls deep till ur balls rest on her eyes creating a bandits mask
by skeeter420 October 16, 2009
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Cock sucking ass bandit

a man who sucks cocks for a living and uses a transexual stage name on the weekends when performing sex acts for money.
michael is nothing but a cock sucking ass bandit who sucks Sal's dick off for money.
by jsa2 September 7, 2007
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Fish Bandit

Someone who goes out to the supermarket, buys a full live fish, gets in a car with a bunch of his/her friends, and throws it at an innocent passer by.
Yo fish bandit, you wanna throw a salmon or a swordfish this time?
by wakiminator June 27, 2009
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Jew Bandit

A term describing someone, regardless of whether or not they are of the Jewish faith, that constantly hassles another person into giving them money, usually for useless purposes. They in turn will resist your attempts to borrow money yourself or fail to pay back and indebted money.
Jack: Ah shit, that motherfucker Dave borrowed my last 5 bucks. Now I have to use my god damn debit card to buy a lousy pack of gum.

Matt: Yeah I know what you mean; Dave is such a Jew Bandit.
by weimtime88 October 7, 2010
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