Baltimore Lobotomy

When you piss into one of someones nostrils, then cork it. Then, cum into the other nostril and cork that as well. Then get one of the thousand of heroin addicts in baltimore, and have uncork both nostrils simultaneously into the addicts mouth, before stealing his wallet and giving him some laced weed.

Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025

Claudia Baltazar

hehe Michael Jackson, also the best friend ever

Claudia baltazar. is a hehe

by Sydneysanderssss September 16, 2019

Luke baltau

fat fuck that smells like dogshit

have you seen luke baltau he smells like shit

by Ryder_the_goat March 19, 2023

Baddie Baltazar

Baltazar IS the definition of a turbo incel that fantasizes about fucking his anime waifus. Baltazar's twitter feed only consists of underage anime girls that he dreams about fucking one day, sadly that day will never arrive. Baltazar is also one of the worst gamers out there. The exact opposite of TobiTheG4m3r who is a HARDCORE GAMER. As a result of being a horrible gamer no one really wants to play anything with him so he resorts to playing singleplayer virgincore incel games only. An example of a singleplayer virgincore incel game is Genshin impact. Baltazar has spent a lot of dough on Genshin impact along with his anime figurines that he uses when jacking off. Lastly Baddie Baltazar had a instagram fan account but sadly it got taken down by the opps.

Random person: AYO who fucked this underage anime girl???
Baddie Baltazar: Uhm.. I-I did. B-but she said she was 13 a-and thats above the age of consent in Japan! *proud*
Random person 2: NAHH BALTAZAR WILDIN' IN DIS BIH

by BigBoyDaCool May 25, 2023

Caylee baltodano

An absolute gorgeous girl, she's beautiful no other words to describe her. She's just so perfect, she's sweet, caring, she's everything a man could ever want, and who ever ends up dating a Caylee Baltodano is going to live a happy life with her and never get tired of her.
And the songs "Motivos" is the perfect one to dedicate to her

Me personally am dating a Caylee Baltodano she's amazing she's perfect I love her with all my heart :)

by Monki.888 July 2, 2023

Double Baltic

^^^ see the definition above this one ^^^

Pennies have become double baltic in Canada for various reasons.
How is Ash's Pikachu so strong, it's literally double baltic in the games!
When it comes to fashion, workout bands are so double baltic nowadays.

by YourTypicalOnlineMemer July 28, 2023

The Baltimore Handshake

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall

Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.

by devydoodles August 9, 2023