3 definitions by BigBoyDaCool
Baltazar IS the definition of a turbo incel that fantasizes about fucking his anime waifus. Baltazar's twitter feed only consists of underage anime girls that he dreams about fucking one day, sadly that day will never arrive. Baltazar is also one of the worst gamers out there. The exact opposite of TobiTheG4m3r who is a HARDCORE GAMER. As a result of being a horrible gamer no one really wants to play anything with him so he resorts to playing singleplayer virgincore incel games only. An example of a singleplayer virgincore incel game is Genshin impact. Baltazar has spent a lot of dough on Genshin impact along with his anime figurines that he uses when jacking off. Lastly Baddie Baltazar had a instagram fan account but sadly it got taken down by the opps.
Random person: AYO who fucked this underage anime girl???
Baddie Baltazar: Uhm.. I-I did. B-but she said she was 13 a-and thats above the age of consent in Japan! *proud*
Random person 2: NAHH BALTAZAR WILDIN' IN DIS BIH
Baddie Baltazar: Uhm.. I-I did. B-but she said she was 13 a-and thats above the age of consent in Japan! *proud*
Random person 2: NAHH BALTAZAR WILDIN' IN DIS BIH
by BigBoyDaCool May 25, 2023
Kaspa Balle once got "stungen av en bi" this pretty much means that he got turbo cancer in his face, his face got all swollen and he looked hella stupid. As a result of being stungen av en bi Kaspa Balle ate a Senapsbanan which he found really delightful
by BigBoyDaCool January 9, 2023
One of the best gamers out there, if not the very best. TobiTheG4m3r is a hardcore gamer that spends most of his time on video games such as Clash of Clans, Clash Royale, and Fortnite Battle Royale only to name a few. As you can probably tell TobiTheG4m3r is a HARDCORE gamer. Legend says that the name was created by Apple's Game Center. TobiTheG4m3r can also be used as a username when playing Kahoot. Naming yourself this indicates to everyone else that they stand no chance in winning this game of Kahoot as the ultimate gamer is present
Random shitter: "Ayo wtf this guy just double pumped me for 220 dmg!! He totally pwned me!
TobiTheG4m3r: "Haha, yea THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!"
Teacher: "Who put their name as TobiTheG4m3r on Kahoot?"
TobiTheG4m3r: "I did. AND I WILL DOMINATE!!!"
Random person: BOO!
TobiTheG4m3r: I ain't scared bitch, I AM TOBITHEG4M3R AND I WILL DOMINATE ALL OF YOUR FORTNITE LOBBIES!!!! *Evil laugh*
TobiTheG4m3r: "Haha, yea THAT'S WHAT I DO!!!!"
Teacher: "Who put their name as TobiTheG4m3r on Kahoot?"
TobiTheG4m3r: "I did. AND I WILL DOMINATE!!!"
Random person: BOO!
TobiTheG4m3r: I ain't scared bitch, I AM TOBITHEG4M3R AND I WILL DOMINATE ALL OF YOUR FORTNITE LOBBIES!!!! *Evil laugh*
by BigBoyDaCool October 25, 2022