Baking a turd

When you have to poop but decide to hold it in for awhile to get the most out of it when you shit.

Bro, do you wanna stop to go take a shit?

No. Im baking a turd right now.

by Summer coldness May 25, 2019

Clam Bake

When a woman queefs in bed, then pulls the blanket over her man's face.

female version of a Dutch oven. Guys, don't give your woman a Dutch Oven. She might give you a clam bake.

by Leatherneck65 October 8, 2012

Baked Ziti

To get so high, that at the peak you feel like your the pasta and cheese is melting on you.

Yo man, i got so baked ziti last night i could hardly function.

by Ziti Master December 29, 2009

Fake Bake

When a 72 year old uses a easy bake oven.

fake bake

by Mughal King November 2, 2014

wake and bake

To smoke dank buds after you wake up after that long night of smokin buds.

play-dough loves to wake n bake.

by bill September 8, 2003

Baked Beans

When one retrieves his testicles from another person's anus, only to find them covered in feces.

Man, Danielle gave me the worst case of Baked Beans I've had in years!

by Matt Koontz December 28, 2005

baked bean

Name for black people who havent showered and smell very bad

John- ugh whats that smell
Tom- Is the baked bean that ust walked in
John- Of course

by Dereik January 13, 2010