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Andrew Bird 

One of the most amazingly talented singer/songwriters in modern music. His lyrics are some of the most mysterious, undecipherable, and beautifully poetic words you'll ever hear. The only thing that matches his gift with lyrics is his talent for creating original, catchy, melodies. This is pop at its best, and this is music that will last the test of time. If you have the chance to see him live, don't pass it up, he is one of the greatest live performers you could ever see.
Andrew Bird is one of the best modern lyricists, second only maybe to Thom Yorke.

In fact it's just the thing he thinks we're needing,
it's a lukewarm liquid diet they're force feeding.
When the words we use have lost their bite,
now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight.

And when his masterplan is unfurled
he stands a handsome bid on the weather systems of the world.

Get out your measuring cups and we'll play a new game.
Come to the front of the class and we'll measure your brain.
We'll give you a complex and we'll give it a name.

I saw you standing all alone in the electro-static rain.
I thought at last I'd found a situation you can't explain.
Andrew Bird by sunkolakos September 29, 2005
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Birdsman 

A man of the birds, birds being women.
They are can be falsely mistaken to be delly kids but they are of much higher authority.

They abide by the boiz guide to the galaxy rulebook and vow never to dog (unfairly harm) the boiz.
Birdsmen hang out around flocks of birds and regularly visit birdcages where they get all the poonany, they have a secret handshake and are all top cunts. Birdsmen unite. They also have code names.
Goblin Willy got three birds that night. Whadda top fucking birdsman.
Birdsman by Cocktoes. October 26, 2011

bird jesus

Lord Helix has blessed us with some lag to allow Pidgeotto to finally evolve after the 4th try to Pidgeot Bird Jesus.

Bird Jesus: Originally a Pidgey who evolved into a Pidgeotto and, through great effort, a Pidgeot. A tank, at the highest level of all the current Pokemon. The backbone and savior of the team, and chosen one of the great Helix Fossil. Reborn as "aaabaaajss" (or "Abba Jesus")
Praise the almighty Bird Jesus and our savior, Lord Helix.
bird jesus by Lord helix February 28, 2014

Joe Bird 

To stab or shank some one in the upper leg or calf.
In a football stadium at a high school if you had a knife and you got upset for no reason you could Joe Bird someone and be haled off by the police. Never to return to school again.
Joe Bird by Streisand,B January 18, 2008

Bird Law 

It's not the law of the land, but the law of the sky.
It's not against bird law to shit on your new car.
one who has achieved a high level of excellence
Dang, that broad can sell... she's a top bird.
top bird by Cbo August 14, 2006

birdflesh 

Birdflesh played at maryland deathfest in 2007
birdflesh by metalmansam September 27, 2007