Email battle

An exchage of email (typically business related)communication characterized by increasingly inflamatory, antagonistic, or sarcastic commentary. Generally, the battle ends when one participant becomes too angry to continue without using profanity or threatening physical violence.
Wade started an email battle with me today when I emailed he and John and asked them to work on their collections. He must be experiencing his monthly flow.
by El Jefe (the true El Jefe) September 04, 2011
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battle-paddle

To row with unnecessarily high pressure during the rest interval between rowing pieces, esp. to make small gains on an opponent.
When we built into the first three-minute piece, the other boat battle-paddled and gained a seat on us before the piece even started. Cheaters.
by TimV April 14, 2008
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battle scars

The red marks left on your forearms after leaning forward while taking a dump. The longer the squat, the more defined the battle scars.
"I took a forty minute crap earlier. Serious battle scars."
by d'rof71 June 25, 2007
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Battle bus

When 2+ more people pull out a gun on a bus
"Battle buses aren't just for fortnite"
by Knee-Lover August 12, 2018
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Rap battle

Unlike an argument, a battle designed to be comical, racy, and being savage to one another until someone can’t come up with nothing.
Aaron: What is a rap battle?

Me: A game that some think it is similar to an argument, but is completely different. A rap battle is mainly comical, racy and one is supposed to commit savagery to win whereas an argument is losing when retaliating.
by Girls ❤️ shafts October 05, 2019
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Battle of Hogwarts

Any conversation where Harry Potter fans argue over which Hogwarts house is the best.
“Our meme group couldn’t decide if Griffindoor or Ravenclaw is the superior house. It was a real battle of Hogwarts.”
by Sarcasm25 March 31, 2018
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