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battle-paddle

To row with unnecessarily high pressure during the rest interval between rowing pieces, esp. to make small gains on an opponent.
When we built into the first three-minute piece, the other boat battle-paddled and gained a seat on us before the piece even started. Cheaters.
by TimV April 14, 2008
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battle scars

The red marks left on your forearms after leaning forward while taking a dump. The longer the squat, the more defined the battle scars.
"I took a forty minute crap earlier. Serious battle scars."
by d'rof71 July 26, 2007
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Rap battle

Unlike an argument, a battle designed to be comical, racy, and being savage to one another until someone can’t come up with nothing.
Aaron: What is a rap battle?

Me: A game that some think it is similar to an argument, but is completely different. A rap battle is mainly comical, racy and one is supposed to commit savagery to win whereas an argument is losing when retaliating.
by Girls ❤️ shafts October 5, 2019
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The Battle of Breckenridge

The Battle of Breckenridge took place October 17th 2019. Brecken Spaghetti was jealous of all of the other Breckens. She decided that she wanted to take over the capital of Breckens, located in Breckenridge Colorado. The battle was quite a short one. Brecken Spaghetti slayed all other Breckens in a matter of minutes, granting her the position of Ruler of all Breckens.
“Why are all the Breckens dead?”
“Because Brecken Spaghetti started a battle, The Battle of Breckenridge, and slayed them all to be the one and only Brecken”
by Amcj_411 October 16, 2019
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battle of the fangirls

Def 1: battle of girls that are fans of something

Def 2(weirdly similler to def 1) : battle of girls to the death for a sexy asswhole {in some cases}

(Battle of the fanboys which is just the oppsite of battle of the fangirls)
BATTLE OF THE FANGIRLS

naruto fans ex: sakura, Ino, me, and a million fighting over sasuke

80's ppl Ex: girls fight over peter framton, David Bowie, Van halen members,etc

normal ppl ex: girls fighting over hotest guy in school

and so on
by nikorekinomi November 28, 2007
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Groundhog battle

Ground hogging is where a held in poop emerges in and out of your ass. A ground hog battle is the act of sticking two asses together and groundhogging. Hence where the poops are shoving eachother back and forth. The winner is is the one groundhogs the hardest and gets his/her feces in the opponents anus along with the defeated groundhog.

See also Groundhogging
things got outta hand, a groundhog battle broke out
by Municat April 12, 2011
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Rape Battle

A game in which two people try to rape each other at the same time. Whoever has more clothes taken off at the end of the game loses.
Jessica: Yo I heard David and Mario had a rape battle last night!!

Carly: OMG I wish I was there!!
by sIRMAI January 17, 2020
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