Baltimore Experience

Anal penetration while wearing a Lamar Jackson Jersey

Raleigh: If you take my shirt, I’m going to give you the Baltimore Experience.

by Cheech and Chingchong December 28, 2021

Batman

A mentally insane orphan, who dresses like a fucking animal and beats up other mentally insane criminals, who are often dressed up like a clown. Also, when he finds out someone is an orphan like him, he instantly adopts them and raises them to beat up other mentally insane criminals that are often dressed up like clowns.

Batman

by Baguetteeeeee February 14, 2022

Baltimore Bankroll

Noun: A sexual act in which the involved man fold his flaccid penis in half, secures a popsicle stick to it with rubber bands and and penetrates the involved woman's vagina

I drank too much and had to use the ol' Baltimore Bankroll technique

by Tom & Tyler July 18, 2022

Baltimore anthem

Suttin', bang
You a-lyin'
Boom-tang, tang, toon-tang, toog-a-loog it
Fu-it-a-buh-it-a, bang, bang on a dooget
Wip-it-a-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a dooget
Het-a-luh-bell-uh-puh, bang, bang on a booget
Wip-it-a-luh-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a bipper
Hat-a-luh, bat-ell-uh, bang, bang on a whipper
A bang, bang too-pang, ta-loog-a-toog it
Hang the pang, pang, too-pang, toog-a-loog it
Fa-tiggle, bang, took-a-tangit, then, I pig-a-lang on a bang
Wip-it-a-puh, ell-uh, tang, tang on a tang
Hick-ell-a, ick-ell-uh, toon, toon, toogle-too
Hoont-a-pang suh-poon, tang, toog-a-loo (Uh!)
Pop a luh Toog-a-loo-too: Sank-nan
Hick-ell-a Bell-a-poont, nank-nan
Hang on a Bang-a-loont, nank-nan
Fig-a-la, pig-a-loo, tank-tan
Too-ga-la, too-ga-la, tang, tang on a faint, man
She wanna ake up and ein all on my booget
Come on, dish, ta-loo-ga-toog it
I said I'm out o' this booget, like, damn If you don't jig-a-la-dang, then you don't jig-a-la-bang, on the gang
Before I left, I had to hit you with the same:
If you don't jig-a-lang you don't bang
Bang, dooget.

Person 1: That Baltimore anthem song is so tuff my nigga

by SahilArora October 15, 2023

speed-bating

masturbating within a short period of time

Poor guy had so little time, he was speed-bating before his roommate got home.

by SarahShy January 6, 2008

Anger Bating

Anger bating is the process of providing a person with something to get angry about.

"Lets get the new guy to call that customer who we disconnected his broadband and tell him that he has overdue accounts"
"Naa, that'd be anger bating.

by annon_coward October 18, 2008

maid bating

The act of masturbating in a hotel/motel room with the door unlocked while the housekeeping staff makes their rounds, in hopes that a maid will walk in and find you mid-jerk with your boner in your hand. Can also be spelled maid baiting.

Every time I go on a business trip, I like to go maid bating with the hotel staff wherever I'm staying. It never fails to get a big reaction.

by g.spell_omega April 21, 2015