Alanna

Alanna is pretty rad. I’m on FaceTime with her right now. She doesn’t know I’m making this but you should totally help me to get her to see this! She likes to draw and is my internet best friend. We get to meet this summer actually I’m super exited! She’s pretty rad. She likes cocaine.

Alanna this is Quincy your favorite shit head

by Accountforfriends May 23, 2018

Alan

Alan is an amazing man who’s eyes are as blue as the ocean. His smile brings instant joy to everyone around. When he looks you in the eyes, the whole world stops and it’s just you and him frozen in time. His kisses are that from a 90s love movie, sweet and romanticly fill your stomach with butterflies. When Alan makes love to you, it’s the most explosive, amazing, billion time over orgasmic experience you’ll even have with any man in your life.
Alan is already in a relationship so you ladies can keep dreaming of finding a man as wonderful as Alan.

Alan is my sunshine and I am Alan’s moon.

by KitKat775 March 16, 2019

Alan

An unreasonably tall somewhat fat boy who looks older than he really is, and is attractive in a special way

Do you know who could eat all of this in one go? Alan!

by Cherry apple bubblegum May 8, 2020

Alani

A furry that barks at people in public. She loves attention and getting into fights. Loves holiday pants. Has a sweet side that very few people get to see. Loves giving backhanded compliments and crushing on guys she will never get. Isn’t afraid to speak her mind. And has a crush on emo guys.

Me:Ugh that girl just told me my shirt was cute and asked if it was from goodwill
Friend: She sounds like an Alani

by Mac-and-cheesetaters December 23, 2021

Melanie & Alan

Its when you are having an affair with your best mates dad....

Oh my god! Your doing a Melanie & Alan!
Im soo having a Melanie & Alan!
Doing a Melanie & Alan is gross!
I would never do a Melanie & Alan

by AnnaObi February 26, 2011

Alan Becker

Alan Becker is a youtuber who makes many animations like Animation Vs Animator he loves to make animations and has over 6,054,794 subscribers on youtube he went to eductional computer school to learn how to animate

Me:Alan Becker is the best animator!
Other:Best youtuber and animator

by Green Fredbear September 1, 2018

Alan

Alan is the handsomest guy ever. He is the funniest, smartest,kindest, person you will ever met. If you ever met an Alan you better hold on to him with all your might. He is so special.

"Alan is a definite keeper."

by ta10 October 14, 2019