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Angry Snail

When you are eating out your girlfriends pussy and she shits all over your chin and face.
I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.
by Alex Hiltricx February 20, 2009
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angry leprechaun

have sex with a midget on freshly cut grass then cum on them, kick them in the shins, push them over. Then they roll around in pain and get covered in grass.
by Mr. Himel May 4, 2009
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Angry Beavers

Angry Beavers was a nickelodeon cartoon about two brother beavers.
Ryan: Hey do you remember the show Angry Beavers?
Bo:Yeah!
Ryan They are bringing it back, but I heard they are changing the name to The View
by infamousqweaf April 16, 2009
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angry pirate

When a man (or even woman in some cases) is recieving oral sex and pulls out of their partners mouth, only to ejaculate into their eye. The reciepient of the ejaculation will then stand up and cover their eye with their hand. During this, the opposite partner will then kick their now sightless partner and run off like a wuss as the poor cripple hobbles after them.
Last night my boyfriend thought he'd be a punk smart-ass and give me an angry pirate. That pussy ran off like a little girl and you know I chased after him. I caught his goddamn ass and kicked him in the nuts, so now he's chained up in my basement.

~FYI: True story.~
by Lori-SPED May 30, 2007
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angry launch

In round-based multiplayer games, an angry launch is when the host immediatly launches the next session after the last one ends, because he is angry that he has lost.
by FragerZ January 11, 2008
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Angry Lehman

Fisting with a glove on
She was so wet I slipped a glove like a goalie and fisted like an Angry Lehman
by Excel Assassin July 6, 2008
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angry johnson

A term used to describe an erection that hurts so much. A throbbing boner.
'You see Willy twitching over there? He's got an angry johnson in his pants."
by xxdemented_dreamerxx December 2, 2009
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