Agnosticus

The God agnostics believe in.

Stewart: I'm agnostic, I believe in the mercy and love of Agnosticus.
Donald: Good for you, Stewart.

by Sve-Sve December 12, 2008

agnostic

Someone who believes that the existence of god can neither be proven nor disproven, or is completely unknowable at this point. An agnostic makes no assumptions regarding a god's existence.

An agnostic is also a "weak" atheist, one who is absent of belief in god, but also absent of a non-belief in god.

Common belief dictates that agnosticism is more rational than "strong" atheism, but by this logic, the only "rational" belief would be one of extreme philosophical skepticism in regards to everything, as it is impossible to prove or disprove something with 100% certainty. I doubt you would find many theistic agnostics, however, who are agnostic in regards to something like the existence of fairies in their backyards. It can therefore be argued that some agnostics are inconsistent in their beliefs.

Agnostic: "Gods existence can neither be proven nor disproven, or is unknowable at this point."
Strong Atheist: "God does not exist."
Theist: "God does exist."

Christian Fundamentalist: "lol stupid agnosticz what kind of word is that anyway? nywayz, enjoy ur eternity in hell while i'm up in heaven with baby jesuz lusers!!!!!11one"

by SOKFHES8584 September 24, 2006

Agnethe

Unbelieveabley funny, you could never get tired of her, she can get a little obsessed with certain things somethimes though. Only jokes about homophobia, insests, gangsters, & rape. She is quite pretty too, but she should think about other jokes.

'Hey today is sooo boring, lets liven it up.'

'Hey lets go find an Agnethe!'

by Ikayoo April 21, 2010

agnostic

An atheist who is striving to project modesty and humbleness in his lack of belief in supernatural. S/he irrationally accepts the stereotype that atheist identity radiates arrogance and deluded in his/her opinion that atheists do not fathom philosophical implications of undefined god.

Tyson says, "I'm an agnostic and not an arrogant atheist".

by charvaka April 8, 2011

agressive moon

The extension of a moon to include a view of the nuts. Clearly by this definition, it can only be the result of man ass visibility.

Crikey, I thought a moonie was a victimless crime until I saw his cobblers. That's was certainly an agressive moon.

by MrsKaren December 12, 2008

Food Amnesia

The act of forgetting the food one has just previously eaten, made famous in an episode of Spongebob when Patrick Star eats his own food and forgets soon thereafter. This can also lead to accusing other people of eating or stealing ones food.

Terry: Where da fuck is my sandwhich?

Nardo: The one you beasted on, like five seconds ago?

Terry: No, I didn't even take a bite yet!

Nardo: Bro, you have a case of food amnesia

by DAnteDMCgirl June 24, 2011

Food Amnesia

This happens when you've just eaten something like... 2 seconds ago... and forgot you ever ate it.

Patrick: Where'd my candy bar go?
Spongebob: You ate it, Pat, it's all over your face.
Me: Major food amnesia

Angel has serious Food Amnesia. She JUST ate that apple core.

by Katie Marie Bell October 25, 2011