by QuilliacAcid X_x June 10, 2016

When Jeff reached for his cell phone, he knocked it off of the table, breaking it.
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
"Dude, you just tard handed your phone!"
by aero-instability October 9, 2010

Name given to someone with red coloured hands which turn white when under pressure. Also that person is normally slightly dense (thick) due to the lack of circulation which leads to the redness within the hands
by hrrphnds May 26, 2009

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.
2. Vagina or penis
2. Vagina or penis
Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin
by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011

by M@O December 8, 2015

by Tmoney35 December 4, 2009

A young adult which shows much concern for the people around him. He has a great capacity for compassion and patience, even though sometimes, he can be a bit brash. If he is kept in company of one's self, a great feeling will overcome you mind, believed to be realated to happiness. He has an avid belief that all humans are god, thinking and dwelling together on this plane of perception. He is sometimes seen as lucid or farfetched, but will neverhteless leave you feeling comfortable and free.
by dhENTHUSIAST February 4, 2010
