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Simp

If you're only being nice
'Cause you wanna lay the pipe
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
When you pay for all the clothes
And then she says, "Thank you, bro"
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
No you've never been a pimp
You're a simp
You're a simp, you're a simp
Got no game, you's a lame
And that's why we ran a train on your bitch
You're a simp, you're a simp
by The best definition inventor December 28, 2020
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Simp

A term created by the Orcs of the internet to compensate for the fact that they can’t comprehend what being loved feels like
Jim: “Jesus, Mark is such a fucking simp

Bob: “Where are your parents?”
by cryena August 6, 2020
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Simp

Jeffrey is the biggest simp. He’ll do anything just for some puss.
Did you see Jeffrey being a simp at the party last weekend? It was hard to watch
by Lauren Gaskins June 28, 2020
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Simp

Dudes who try and white knight any girl they see to try if they can score some coochie. Normally fails cause girls think that its weird
Bro 1: Bro I saw Logan being a simp over some skype girl
Bro 2: D A M N
by Waterhickory January 31, 2020
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Simp

Word used in the song "Sippin on some syrup" By three 6 mafia. First used around 2005, meaning pimp. "Im a pimp not a simp"

Today:
Simp the word used when a 12 year old male with a bowl cut donates large amounts of money from daddys credit card to female streamers.
Sippin' on some siz-erp, sip, sippin' sippin on some, sip. I'm trill working the wheel, a pimp not a simp
by JimmyCooksRice September 14, 2020
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simp

Someone who puts the hoes before the bros
Damn Evka be simpin for that juicy Josef
by Eva Křenková+Josef K. April 12, 2020
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Simp

(S)uper (I)ntense (M)inecraft (P)layer
person 1: Bro you're a simp!
person 2: HELL YEAH I AM
by newwordsperday June 23, 2023
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