Papa Dildo

A boss who tries to screw ya!

Ahhh, Papa Dildo tired to give it to me again! He wanted me to work the next long weekend.

by mlegion May 9, 2006

space dildo

A frozen poo used as a brown nutty sweetcorn dildo

I lost my best dildo and was in despair. I had a nice long curly poo and decided to freeze it like they do space food. I then fucked my self with my space dildo. I also give it head and got a dirty sanchez to go along with it .

by spacedildocreaator November 27, 2013

dildo force

e=mc dildo to the third

in retarded language, that means the force of impact by ones dildo

my lips sweatin from the massive dildo force of my 10 inch black spiked punisher supreme

by Abendheiny June 11, 2009

dildo breath

When you have been suckin/or blowing a dildo all day...or for a long period of time

"yo bryan your breath smells like a fucking dildo" "dildo breath"....

bryan "i need somthing to get rid of my dildo breath ive been sucking some lately"

by mr.smarterass March 31, 2009

dildo smack

jacob

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

Fake Dildo

A real penis

He put his fake dildo all the way inside my butthole.

by Theduderonomy October 4, 2017

Indian dildo

When a man poops into a females vagina leaving a nice long, girthy log. The female then goes on to use said humongous turd as a makeshift dildo.

Gynaecologist : “Why is your vagina filled to the brim with shit?!”
Girl: “Oh, I did the Indian dildo last night with my boyfriend. It was wonderful!”
Gynaecologist: “Oh hell nah!”

by Pantysniffa5 January 21, 2021