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monkeys

Where real scientists say we came from.
According to the Origin of Species, we all came from monkeys.
by God is watching you. July 8, 2017
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spider monkey league

Fantasy football league led by a corrupt commish named Sir Campy. League membership consists of many esteemed and established gentlemen .. most notably Sir Brendan aka "MonsterCat"

League also contains several high profiled felonious malcontents including but not limited to ; Sir Twyman "Antifa Brick Thrower"... Sir Josh "Border Hopper" , Sir Lantry "Turtle Trafficker" and Sir Martin "Wolverine Watchmen Militia President" .. Sir Martin was recently stripped of management responsibilities after facing a federal indictment involving the failed kidnapping of the governor.
Spider Monkey league members recently attended a seminar at MonsterCat's house. Members shelled out over $5000.00 per head for this sold out event. Topics pertained to all facets of managing a fantasy football team. For an additional $1000.00 Sir Graydon and Sir Royce purchased VIP tickets where MonsterCat explained how to pick up hot woman in the Covid-19 environment.
by Meglodon904 October 20, 2020
mugGet the spider monkey leaguemug.

Monkey Assholes

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes
by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Assholesmug.

The monkey

The racist, religionist, sexist, and homophobic orange monkey I bought at the school sale
The monkey is unlove like normal
by Gaymur September 23, 2019
mugGet the The monkeymug.

turquoise monkey

when you do a cumfart whilst out on a walk and your black labrador licks it up
"Hey Charlie, what did you get up to today?"

"To be honest, it's a bit embarassing... I came home from a night out and went for a walk with my black labrador. I was wearing shorts and I did a cumfart, it dripped down my leg and my dog licked it up."

"Oh, so you did a turquoise monkey then?"
by ShirazWindow August 30, 2021
mugGet the turquoise monkeymug.

monkeying

Dillydallying with someone other than momi
Yo, was you monkeying with someone else! ?
by Momi February 17, 2015
mugGet the monkeyingmug.

Monkey

Someone who is from Brasil. Often lives in favela.
by Lowloser November 21, 2016
mugGet the Monkeymug.

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