iPad Kid

A child likely between the ages of 4-7 who have an iPad with Cheeto dust with soda or juice stainscovered on it , and camp on Roblox games like Jailbreak, Mad City, etc, They don’t go places, They go ballistic when the iPad gets taken away, they are socially deprived, they don’t touch grass, they watch CocoMelon on blast, they have the volume up all the way, and they cough LOUD AF.

iPAD KiDS RUIN JAILBREAK BY CAMPING.

Bro my sister is an iPad kid.

Man I was at Walmart and I heard an iPad kid throw a tantrum cause the mom had to take her phone away to pay with her phone.

Bro iPad kids need to stop green-screening my videos dawg.

What is up with iPad kids and Skibidi Toilet?

by Shæt March 28, 2024

Taking the kids to the pool

Meaning after you have intercourse and the man cums in the woman she goes to urinate as the cum drips out usually

Amber told me she was taking the kids to the pool

by Marleybarbie98 April 27, 2022

Stray Kids

the 4th gen leaders. argue with the wall.

"bro who is stray kids?"
"bro where is your mom?"

by eleanor.stayy August 17, 2023

Cool Kid

Autistic 13 year old croatian retard who is less autistic then the autistic kid in his class, likes to make memes, show nudes, talk to hebroninininininininininians and to a retard called Martin. Says that even when he's 30 he'll call himself Cool Kid, says "If i had a sister i'd sell her"!

Derby:"Where is Cool Kid"
Martin:"Idk he's no contacting me"
Marty:"DUH HELLO ah rude man"
Absinthe:"LELE FAM RUDE MAN"
8th grade chick with big boobs:"PLEASE WRITE ON MY BOOBS"

by NightT0xic July 13, 2018

poster kid

Teenagers/young adults who may have earlier identified themselves as punk, emo, scene, or a mixture of those based on the bands they listened to from 2003-2009 that grew Van’s Warped Tour 2005 to its ultimate success headlining My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Thrice, Motion City Soundtrack, Avenged Sevenfold, etc.

I was a total poster kid in high school

by inxthisxlove June 21, 2018

YouTube Shorts Kid

A young person who enjoys consuming YouTube Shorts and YouTube Shorts ONLY. They are usually meme kids, who find anything funny, and are addicted to copy and paste comments, and the 💀 emoji.

Mike: Wassup Johnny trynna play some Minecraft?
Johnny: MINECRAFT? THATS SUS 💀 ALL MY FELLAS 🔥🗣🗣

Mike: What a YouTube Shorts Kid.

Another example

*YouTube Short Here*

Comments (378)
PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HIM
👇
Bro really said __ 💀
Bro is actually __ 💀
Bro actually is him 💀

by Avatarmint December 26, 2023

999 Kid

A person who does everything for others even when they are at the lowest of low

I heard jake is a 999 kid no matter what people do he still helps them

by 999maker June 8, 2021