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internet red 

The emotion felt when you or the recipient writes or receives a comment which makes you/them feel embarrassed in an e-mail, social networking site or more frequently an instant messenger conversation.
Friend: I'd wanna fuck you real bad
You: ?!
Friend: Oh sorry man I didn't mean to send that to you!
You: Thats ok I guess, I just feel a little internet red is all.
Friend: YOU feel internet red? I'm the one who feels internet red!
internet red by Luke Devine July 29, 2007
Related Words

johnny red eye 

Those skids are smoking the Johnny red eye.
johnny red eye by Stanski May 31, 2016

Diving Into The Red Sea 

Diving Into The Red Sea would be giving a women "oral" pleasures while she is "riding the cotton pony".
She's riding the cotton pony tonight so I'll be diving into the red sea.
Diving Into The Red Sea by Jizon November 14, 2003

Boston Red Sox 

A baseball team that causes people to shit their pants whenever they hear the team's name. The Red Sox are a team that is basically built on the hate for another team (the Yankees) and use ghost stories and other bullshit to get fans. Similar to Christianity

They started playing back when there wasn't any cars, won a few championships, then, nobody really gave a shit about them until 2003 when they were actually good. They managed to win 4 games in a row against the Yankees, (Wow. 4 is a big number) and win the World Series in 2004. Up until this championship, they were ashamed of their first five championships and rather them not be mentioned, now all they do is show them off like a Christmas tree. Fun.

The hilarious thing about this is the fact that so many Red Sox fans believed that there was magic behind all their losses and that Babe Ruth's ghost haunted them for 86 years. (Which is bullshit because he died in 1948.) People even tried to plant Red Sox jerseys in the new Yankee stadium because apparently, inanimate cotton shirts made in factories cause people to be bad at sports when buried. Those silly Sox fans. Most of their fans would rather see their team not win another World Series in 86 years than watch the Yankees win one more World Series. I mean, hell, they're OBSESSIVE with hating the Yankees. Google: "Red Sox" and I guarantee half the images you find are pics bashing the Yankees.
The Boston Red Sox spread their legacy by telling ghost stories of dead baseball players and luck rather than telling kids to never give up.
Boston Red Sox by Roki May 4, 2008

boston red sox 

a team in MLB which has not yet accepted being a bad team. they think that they are so high and mighty that they came back from 3-0 in 2004. get over it! they also think that they are the team to beat now that they won the WS in 2007; that was 9 months ago!
"those boston red soxs beat the yankees in 2004!!"

"Wow, that was like, 4 years ago, get over it dude!"
boston red sox by crazy-man August 22, 2008

HR Red Card 

A phrase or statement said at the work place that be offensive to others and possibly violate a Human Resource's rule or code of conduct.

An objectionable joke or comment made at the workplace.
Mike - I like that all you can eat buffet, I'm not telling my wife that I'm going there.
Coworker1 - Mike's not telling his wife that he is going to get stuffed at the meat buffet.
Coworker2 - HR Red Card!
HR Red Card by sparkyplace October 5, 2009