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dutch cunt 

1. A vagina from holland
2. A common mispronunciation of Dutch Crunch, a variety of bread.
1. "Break me off a piece of that dutch cunt."
2. "Should I get sourdough, wheat, or dutch cunt?"
dutch cunt by Vickiewags July 22, 2006
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Internet Cunt

A nerdy child who spends all day and night playing games such as 'Minecraft' and 'Viva Piñata'.

In person they are quiet and friendly, and can be relied upon for favours. However, When let looses on the internet, they spawn massive hairy internet balls, and it isn't pretty. Insulting anything and anyone who stands in their way, they rampage across social networking sites attempting to gain 'respect'.

After a rant is over the Internet cunt will usually make a half hearted apology, and delete all evidence of their envolvment, often to avoid a beating.
Steven, stop commenting, your being an Internet Cunt.

Athlete's Cunt 

An infection that a woman contracts after having sexual intercourse with a foot having the fungus known as athlete's foot. Symptoms include blisters and cracked skin. Aka dhobi itch.
That bitch laughed after I kicked her in the box and it didn't hurt her...little did she know I gave her athlete's cunt, biological warfare at it's finest!

Good thing that guy had a foot condom....no athlete's cunt here!!!

scavenger cunt

The act of desperately and/or furiously searching for a box before your opponents. A scavenger cunt is similar to the PG rated 'scavenger hunt', but the reward is strikingly different and highly inappropriate and certainly most unsanitary for younger participants. This game may be played in teams however this form of group participation awards all the players a piece of the same cunt.
Dwayne: Ahh mayn, that scavenger cunt last weekend was out of control, nigga!

Sisquo: Shit! Ahh think we weren’t the first ones to the scavenger cunt, it burns when ahh pee! But damn nigga, that was crazy!”
scavenger cunt by CockBlocker September 15, 2006

Grape Jelly Cunt 

when a woman's cunt area is filled with any type of jelly, jam, or preserves. It is best used as a comeback.
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom doesn't have a grape jelly cunt"
or
"Linda your a slut"
"Yeah well at least my mom's cunt isn't filled with grape jelly!"

Sick Cunt 

Term use mainly by young Australian males who drink excessively, go to the gym and rate their value in life by how many women they've managed to convince to have sex with them.

They apply this same standard when comparing themselves to others, if someone can drink more,or get bulkier or drive a nicer car, or bed more heavily inebriated women than they are able to, they will therefore be considered a "sick cunt" by these people, multiple times

This usually lasts until they realize their basest youthful ideals and repetitive, peer indoctrinated lifestyle are ultimately pathetic and self destructive in the long run.
Man 1 - "i just downed 13 shots bra"
Man 2 - "aw man, you're a sick cunt"

Man 1 - "check out the porche my dad bought me bra"
Man 2 - "aw mate you're a sick cunt"

Man 1 - "i just rooted that 10th grade chick"
Man 2 - "but you're 25 man"
Man 1 - "still a sick cunt"