Often confused with the sense that
people on an island have about the.progression of
time.
The correct
definition refers to a specialized
dump that can only be created my a certified
dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue
water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.
If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.
It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.
Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.