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Alla time 

angela aka alla
alla time is when angela has her stupid moments she stupid in every way
in other words shes another jessica simpson
its ok angela i still love you
what is it chicken or tuna
liquid or ice
i didnt know buffalos had wings
Alla time by emma October 20, 2004

dan-time 

To steal or take something without permission
yo dude just dan-timed that shit
dan-time by libbzzzzz January 3, 2008

Keith Stalker Time 

The act of awkwardly walking in a tip-toeing manner towards or behind A Keith. You must record you observations with either a high tech speddy taking camera or a video camera(found at Walmart). But be careful a Keith might spot you and attack. Keith's have a very sharp sense of smell(if you have any drugs on you, your screw) he will jack yo shit and will kick you in the VAGINA if you accidently are spotted. DONT let them spot you, or you wont be able to post your findings on youtube or Tosh.0.
Jacdk: ITS KEITH STALKER TIME!!!!
Sidney: I am on the Path of the 77 year old keith in its natural habbitat....
Jack: Oh shiiitttttt did you stash the pot at your house?!
Sidney: No, i put it in your back pocket
Jack: FUUUU-
2 days later...
Sidney: Im sorry mister and misses Holly.... Jack was burtaly kicked in the VAGINA and he died.
Luckly i saved the weed.

Island Time 

Often confused with the sense that people on an island have about the.progression of time.

The correct definition refers to a specialized dump that can only be created my a certified dump master. In order to take an Island Time shit the dumper must drop at least one fully formed log into a toilet containing tidy bowl blue water whilst simultaneously urinating into the toilet. The yellow mixes with the blue creating an ocean green that the Caribbean is well known for.

If the dumper wipes and adds toilet paper to the bowl it is no longer an Island Time shit. This is why the conditions must be right and this can only be pulled off by a dump master.

It is also necessary to rise before wiping to get a view of your masterpiece from a height. Pics are not necessary but always appreciated.

Rare as an Island Time dump is it is even rarer to hear a female boast and or mention this type of specialized shit.
Man that looks like a photo from the plane when I went on Spring Break. Smell that...it is Island Time!
Island Time by Angus McCracken February 10, 2020
'1 time' is a reference to up-and-coming Canadian hip-hop music producer Bijan Amir a.k.a 'Bijan 4 the 1 time'.

He is most known for producing alongside Metro Boomin on his latest 'Without Warning' surprise rap project released in 2017.
'oh man you heard that new track Rick Flair Drip??'
'yeah man, that 1 Time production was fucking lit.'
1 Time by gud cyrus November 23, 2017

Time F * * k 

When a virgin jerks off into a girls panties. In order for it to be a complete time fuck, the girl must have worn those panties minutes before leaving them on the floor. Also the dude has to be a virgin!
First guy: Dude I time fucked Gregoria!

Second guy: You're still a virgin.

First guy: :(

Second guy: Time F * * k is never ever legit, asshole!
Time F * * k by morky_goober April 4, 2009