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Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:

The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.

In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023
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nut savings account

Noun: The balance of busting nuts between two or more people.
“I gave her about 5 or 6 nuts last night. Made that deposit in my nut savings account
by $MU$Baby October 10, 2023
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sunny coco-nut

Someone who likes ankles and knee caps who shine bright like a sun and is owned by qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Is that sunny coco-NUT sitting in the seat in front of me omg his ankles make me wet
by Sunnycoco-NUT’s owner January 14, 2019
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Dip nut

When you eat marijuana debris off your finger
Bro my roll was trash last night so I had to dip nut
by Klaraqn January 8, 2020
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No nut November

by UMM IDK WAT TO PUT HERE October 17, 2020
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Nut

Nut, pronounced Nut
Synonyms: Pea, Wal, Alnut.
Antonym: EpiPen
Anything that can kill the kid with a nut allergy. It must be a nut however.
Nuts are usually brown, however a tingle may develop in the nut and make them white. How do nuts kill the kid? When the kid consumes the nuts, there throat will become obscured, and they will start choking on the nuts, killing the kid. The bigger the nut, the greater effect.
In a threatening way it may be used as

Angry person: YOU WANNA CHOKE ON MY NUTS BRO?

In a way to warn people it may be used as

Considerate person: A nut that big will kill you!

These are the most common ways nut is used.
by HormonalRage November 1, 2020
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chump nuts

petty cash as spending money, especially the allowance some parents give their children
boy: my computer illiterate, please give me my chump nuts for the week that I am entitled to.

dad: go back to your cave Jason. And I don't want to talk to you until you improve your vocabulary.
by Sexydimma July 5, 2012
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