Console Kid

A derogatory term for toxic people who play on a console, commonly Xbox. Mostly seen in crossplay games like COD Warzone 2/3, Fortnite, and others where "Console" can be changed to the name of the game, like "Fortnite Kid" or "COD Kid"

"Ugh, did you hear that Console Kid? Sooooo annoying"
"These Fortnite/COD Kids should he banned"

by TD21 March 3, 2024

kys (the kids version)

Kys (the kids version) means, keep yourself safe!

Someone who doesn't know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey girl im gonna go drive to walmart
p2: ok, kys!
p1: wtf bro u tellin me to kms?? 💀

Someone who DOES know what kys (the kids version) means

p1: hey im gonna drive to walmart
p2: kk, kys!!
p1: i will, ly bbg 👋🏻

by vivsterpng August 13, 2023

Chinese Kid

A 'Chinese Kid' is basically a living and breathing calculator. Feed it a maths problem and it will spurt out the correct answer. (Note you need to feed and water it)

Checkout my new Chinese Kid!

by hankthesuperhank September 22, 2023

Band kid

Stupid dumbass smelly ass kids who don't shut the fuck up tapping their fingers trynna make music get the fuck out here they fucking smell and are all annoying

band kid: you want to hang out fella
person: nah fuck you stinky ass band kid

by Niggaballs44 January 14, 2024

Kid

Kids are a big waste of money, if you are a millionaire don't make kids, if you don't have much money don't make kids. Kids are never a good idea.
The only reason condoms are made is because of kids. Whenever your girlfriend asks you to have kids with her say NO!

If you want to eat kids log in into dark web and see

by Y'all Local little fucker March 1, 2020

Kid

Ur sad if u don’t know wat a kid is

Hey kid want candy?

by Urgay101t October 6, 2019

like a fat kid on a donut

1. Informal: A metaphor for being complacent, unmotivated, or resistant to change, especially when one is in a position of comfort or dominance (e.g., a monopoly).
2. Colloquial: Remaining stuck or stagnant, with no incentive to improve or move forward.

"The company hasn’t innovated in years—they’re like a fat kid on a donut, sitting comfortably with no competition."
"Without any real competition in the market, they’re just like a fat kid on a donut, not going anywhere fast."

by FANNO November 21, 2024