aka: Professor Captain Ricky Red Beard
He travels the eight seas looking for bacon strips he commands a crew of bears and his red beard is complemmented by his brown hair. He uses ninja stars and grenades to defeat his rival Alex Garcia who is the Scourage of the Eighth Sea. His adventure will never end as long as there are bacon strips and Garcia still lives.

"oh shit its captain ricky red beard...
...he's a professor"

-Alex Garcia

captain ricky red beard by macer69 June 22, 2011

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Gets My Red Up

When something infuriates you, it gets your red up. Originates from "so mad they were red in the face".

It really gets my red up when people are rude to me for no reason.

Gets My Red Up by RagnarTheDope July 21, 2016

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i see red

a song by Everybody Loves an Outlaw that is a popular sexual song on tiktok, and was in the extremely explicit movie 365 Days, the song is typically played in a room where the owner of the room has red LED stripped lights, and normally sexual things happen then.

girl 1: god i wanna do things with him
girl 2: oooo i see red type of moment hehe?
girl 1: ugh yes, and my led lights set to red
girl 2: SO HOT

i see red by anonymous December 27, 2020

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marlboro red

dat real cowboy smokez

G: "hey let me get a pack of marlboro reds"
Clerk: "datz dat real cowboy shit!"
G: "hell yee dawg."

marlboro red by Carl Johnson Ryder February 27, 2009

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