cool cat

“cool cats” basically translates to cool dude, but when the word is used it reveals more about how the user of the word views themselves. The typical user of the phrase thinks themselves a very quirky and funny individual, but this is deeply deeply untrue. The use of the word is so unfunny and awful it is physically uncomfortable to beat and the phrase is widely frowned upon in general

girl- “Hey cool catzzz!”
everyone else- “actually wtf”

by paddyspub27 February 2, 2021

Spraying like a cat in heat

When a female gets so excited about Mark’s weld she sprays like a cat in heat

Look at those welds!
Suzanne is spraying like a cat in heat!!!

by K2021 April 12, 2021

Cat dog

Half pussy , half bitch referring to a flat out two tone , backstabbing coward

Elliot copied my work and reported me for cheating , man's a cat dog

by Tigawanna December 9, 2019

Cat

a cute, young and funny girl you've ever met <3

I'm so glad I met Cat!
Cat makes me feel good!

by TNC06 November 21, 2021

Cats

Born to kill and fuck up your day.

A Dumbass: I like Cats.
You A Normal person: Cats are demons.

by something 1192386713 March 29, 2022

cat

A organism intended to act like your subject and furry friend, and when you least expect it, they will ambush you and leave you enough muscles in your body for you to feed them. In all, they are secret and sneaky overlords that have an unforgiving heart.

Joe: did you hear what happened to joey?
Bob:ya man, that cat destroyed him when he least expect it.
Joe:oh no!!!!!

Joe:here comes one now!!!!!!
*both joe and bob get shredded to pieces by a cat assassin.*

by jjprs306 June 3, 2018

cat

cats are cunts, but no one seems to know were they came from, so i'm gonna give a crash course on cat history. Cats are one of the oldest creatures alive, out dating dinosaurs by like 300 thousand years. when the first cat was made from cave fungi came out of the cave it went ape shit, it ate like everything even almost wiping out the entire population of fancy feast caned cat food. eventually when humans came along they were almost wiped out because the cats were starving them out and eating everything. then in the 1700's they were used as furniture and wonderful still painting props, cats were all the rage in the 1920's being used as condoms and tampons. it wasn't until 2010 when we realized cats literally succ at everything, so we pulled them out of our assholes and made them pets

my cat is a homophobic asshole and is also racist

by bitch ass wombo combo August 24, 2019