Life

some thing that we were forced into because of our "parents" that fucked each other. maybe out parents are aliens and wrere humans or the other way round. life has no fuckin meaning to me or you. one day well be off this earth for good and you might as well fuck your partner in heaven or he'll when they die and have angel children

You : life is boring in heaven
Partner: angel c-

You: YES *grabs partner and goes to room*
*fucks*
*nine mo later*
Partner: the fuc
You: at least we aren't on earth right?
Partner: true

by roxie the dancey dance July 31, 2022

A day in the life of Helen Keller

Doing absolutely nothing for the entire day.

Person 1: hey man how was your day!
Person 2: my day was like A day in the life of Helen Keller.
Person 1: oh...

by dumbassalbinomonkeyfag April 4, 2024

LIFE

type this when you get one

bob: whats the meaning of life
jeff: you don't have one

by bob:( April 6, 2022

Real Life

A foreign and dangerous place. No gamer has ever experienced it.

Gamer 1: dude have you ever been to real life?

Gamer 2: dude stfu im tryna play minecraft

by Norma dorms on a borma March 13, 2020

Kaylenes love of her life

Ethan Alvarado

Oh yeah ethan is kaylenes love of her life

by EthansWIFE September 12, 2021

Life

A sexually tranmitted diseases that normally results in death.

When life gives you CDs you see Deez nuts

by Shfsjdbrf March 12, 2022

《¤》This《¤》Is《¤》Not《¤》My《¤》Life《¤》

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《¤》This《¤》Is《¤》Not《¤》My《¤》Life《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025