Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

Manchester Is Red

what manchester united fans say after beating manchester city (red from the logo)

Man United Fan: WE BEAT MANCHESTER CITY! MANCHESTER IS RED!

by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024

The Red Mist

Stupid overglazed Color fixer that got molested by Garion

Retard #1: Dude The Red Mist is so hot I wanna FUCK her
Retard #2: I think I might lynch you

by TheHatefulProjectMoonFan April 3, 2025

Red 2

The act of salad tossing while your lady friend is having that time of the month.

I was in deep waters last night during a red 2.

by TedDanzaIsNotTheBoss March 19, 2024

t-red

Layed back chill nigga that rlly loyal and a freaky ass person also good at sports but mainly a lover boy at heart

T-red went to play basketball today

by Thatguybpg June 23, 2023

Red Crotch Rum

Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.

During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.

by Big Slick Dick Rick October 30, 2020