trauma cat

A cat with PTSD or that has had a major traumatic experience.

Damn that trauma cat's really been through a lot with the fire and mountain lion attack.

by DickFirman January 30, 2023

Luke the cat

A stupid cat who humped his sister and had a very small penis. He likes to get tripped over and gets hurt many times.

Bro Luke the cat is such a big flop

by Cz3511 January 4, 2020

Doja Cat

A talented young woman who became famous from her songs "Say So" (A Viral TikTok) and "MOOO!" (A popular meme). She's an internet troll and funny af, she is a very talented performer. Sadly she annouced she'd be quitting soon due to an incident in Paraguay. (or is she gonna be taking a break because she's a star who will be undergo stress).

Boy 1: Who's that

Girl 1: IF YOU DON'T KNOW DOJA CAT WE'RE OVER!

by YourTruly123jajajajajjajajaja April 3, 2022

A Cat

A cat, un gato, whatever you call it, is a cute, fluffy little bastard that one moment you're petting and snuggling with, the next you're being scratched out of your mind by. A species with absolutely no logic, unless you find one that won't scratch.
Personally, I like the cats that have fur but don't look like big fluff balls, like calico cats.

P1: Hey man, my dog died last week...
P2: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. Are you ok?
P1: It's alright, I got a cat!

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 18, 2022

SHUSHSJJ cat disease

The SHUSHSJJ cat disease is a disease brought upon many cats. Now just recently found, Tuesday Jan 18 2022, 1:07AM, by a cat named Chloe. Nobody knows how it is caused, and only few symptoms are shown.

Holy motherfucking heart taking breath taking fuck that fatass cat has the SHUSHSJJ cat disease.

by Valentinern January 17, 2022

Cat

Were and still are gods. They can see ghosts, and a very much capable of
DESTROYING the human race. But they don't because most people love cats.

Also see: pussy, pussycat, kitty, kitten.

This is my cat, Bumbles. He's such a floofball!

by Farlanders of Another Land July 4, 2022

Cat

The best species in the world

have you seen my floof ball of a cat
no you idiot

by TopHatCatWUT October 29, 2020