When youre swiping on a dating app at night with low brightness then wake up in the morning and realize your matches not what you thought they looked like.
by h0tpickluvr September 27, 2023
Get the sleepy time swipemug. Fran - “I don’t know man, I think she only likes chicks.”
Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”
Terry - “Nah dude, she just left the bar with Lenny the other night, she’s a part time pener!”
by Gongbanger January 6, 2023
Get the Part Time Penermug. (Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.
Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.
by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020
Get the Whiskey Time-Machinemug. by Zach’s Bare Ass October 1, 2019
Get the Time Cockmug. when your girl is bored but knows she can’t get better so she’s hanging on by a pre shaved pubic hair and in a few weeks she will be begging you back. And you will simply shave her pussy too shreds
by Fuck Sophie August 19, 2020
Get the i need timemug. 
When your son, champion of the human resistance in the distant future, sends back in time a man with a bigger penis than you (usually black) to protect your wife. The man inevitably plows your wife in front of you while you cry in the corner.
John Connor gave me a picture of you once... I came across time for you, Sarah, to time cuck your husband.
by Kyrie Reese June 12, 2025
Get the time cuckmug.